To want to kick out my lodger?

[BlueDecor]

Apart from never lifting a finger to clean anything despite using all the facilities including 17 minutes in the shower 3 times a day on Sunday using all my gas and hot water yesterdays discovery made me feel both sick and angry. To the point where I won't even speak to him.
I was cleaning the bathroom and noticed that the bath was wet yet again. It never gets used and the bathmat hanging over the side always seems to be soaked. It's only used to bathe the children when they're round.
Anyway I queried it with the f***t only to be told that he's been using it as a bidet after a poo.
The dirty bastard has been hosing the klinkers off his arse into my bath with the shower attachment. DP wants to kill him I just want him out.
Any advice?

Who poos at work? I couldn't relax enough! 😯

I'm British... and I think our custom of wiping instead of washing is disgusting.

Your lodger is much more sanitary than you, OP.

Did he have a secret cat in your house? Mine did...

Anyway, if you don't like them, forget them using the bath as a bidet- you probably wouldn't mind if they weren't an utter pisstake/cleaned/didn't waste all the hot water.

So kick em out. They're a lodger not a tenant. That's why the rent is cheap.

Suspect you might have my ExH as your lodger! Def kick him out as he had lots of other filthy habits too!

Ffs sake don't encourage the use of wet wipes. THEY DO NOT BIODEGRADE WHEN YOU FLUSH THEM.
We have a squirty tap by the loo ( known as a Little Squirt all over Australia I'm told ). Why is showering
your bum worse than showering your bum plus the rest of your body?

Doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. He's a lodger and has almost no rights, so chuck him out.

Who poos at work? I couldn't relax enough! 😯

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