to HATE that "smasha your face" antenatal thread title?!

[RanToTheHills]

I mean I know they're hormonal,I know they're all nice really but it looms out at me so offensively when I click on active threads. Couldn't it be renamed a more cuddly title? Something cutsey and babylike though a little annoying would do fine!

[WelshBoris]

Like oh mwah mwah sweetie baby dust baby dancing blw @@@*@?

[bEllieK]

here we go again

[RanToTheHills]

That would be slightly better! Imo, swearing or ** or cutsey is better than the insinuation of violence, albeit virtual.

[Greenleeves]

I LOVE that title, it's been making me pmsl for ages

[pesme]

lol at welshboris. know what you mean. i just imagine whole thread of mockney pregnant lily allens pretending to be really hard.

[PinkChick]

i like that thread title!

[RanToTheHills]

oh, there's been a thread already? Missed it!

[bEllieK]

there has. we were the target that time. it was pointed out that you could use the search for new messages instead, therefore blocking Ante-Natal as we all offend you so much.

[RanToTheHills]

oh look, you don't offend me! It's just the thread title and how it's so in your face! Hadn't realise you could block it, might have to,I think. No offence, honeslty.

[bEllieK]

that's fine, none taken, just don't want it all kicking off again, we're pregnant you know

[kittywaitsfornumber6]

Oh God, not another I hate that thread title moan up

[foxybrown]

Oh Rantothehills, is it really so bad you have to want to ban it?

[RanToTheHills]

God no! Where did I say anything about banning? I'm all for free speech (esp after incident over SWMNBN) I wasjust saying that IMO it's too in your face and it annoys me, that's it!

[theheadgirl]

Don't be a miserable bugger, hormonal pregnant women make me laugh! And don't forget RTTH, they'll stop being aggressive soon, and start crying....

[foxybrown]

So can you just block it from your own 'active conversations' then?

[hollyandtheeasterbunny]

Moan, moan, moan! Are we being racist, homophobic, ageist or any other ist? NO, we just don't like strangers touching us! Everyone on here gets so offended about everything, I'm now offended about people being offended!

[RanToTheHills]

But I am a miserable bugger, can't helpit! Blame the parents.

[foxybrown]

anyway, all they talk about is sex, sex aids and chocolate. yawn yawn yawn

[RanToTheHills]

I don't like it, that's all.I'm not saying you have to change it, it's my opinion, that's all!

[RanToTheHills]

btw, no stranger ever tried to touch me when i was pg. Doesn't that just show quite how truly miserable I must be?

[theheadgirl]

See its kicking off already, the fats chicks are gonna cry soon.....

[hollyandtheeasterbunny]

And sex dreams foxy, don't forget them!

[raspberryberet]

I remember complete strangers coming up to me when I was pregnant and grabbing my bump - and although I smiled through gritted teeth, I really wanted to slap them. One little old lady even tried to lift my top up to touch my naked bump when I was pregnant with ds

So I smile with wry amusement and sympathetic feeling when I see that thread title because that's exactly what I wanted to say at the time!

It's not the most offensive title that I've seen in the last few days ...

[RanToTheHills]

well, there's been a lot more response than on my mansard roof/loft conversion thread!
Btw, anyone any tips on those?!

[foxybrown]

It takes more that this to make US cry!

Tell us we can't have our donuts [sob]