To not let vistors use my toilet

[IgnoreMeEveryOtherReindeerDoes]

Having just decorated the bathroom Aibu if I ask guests to piss in bucket in garden

They may prefer to

How very...frilly

Wow, that's gorgeous. So . . . different. Love it.

I'll be honest, love, I'd be panting for a chance at the bucket in the garden, faced with that!

altiara

I not sure which is ur. Your request to them to p in the garden or your toilet decoration, lol at that thing

Oh god, that's hideous. And so unhygienic too.

I'd rather go on the bucket, that toilet is hideous.

naice, can it go in the washing mashine when it gets dusty from not being used?
fondly remembers aunty's pink squishy foam seat covering that hissed when sitting down

That's so bewdifawl, hun.

Don't worry, I don't want to use your loo.

Very unhygienic. Pass me the bucket any day. Where did you find the decoration?

Oh God that's awful sorry OP!

Ha - reminds me of a JC Penney catalogue my mum was sent years ago. They sold plush synthetic velvet cistern covers for the love of god.

I wonder how a seat cover will change the hover or sit debate?

When you have used the toilet do you use the frilly things to wipe? Then put in the basket and replaced with more frilly things?

It's not really your toilet is it op?

Please say no.

yeah great, no hand towels needed, just wipe your hands on the seat...

My next dilemma is which colour for upstairs bathroom. Can someone help find matching toilet brush holder.

Your toilet doesn't appear to be plumbed in, so after the first use, the bucket may well be more hygienic for all of you.

Lolz

Forgot picture

Please tell me this is some hideous Facebook selling page.

That can't possibly be real! 🤣

If you pause typing and listen very very carefully, you can just about hear Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen masturbating over that photo.