To not let vistors use my toilet

[IgnoreMeEveryOtherReindeerDoes]

Having just decorated the bathroom Aibu if I ask guests to piss in bucket in garden

Those pictures are Scary .😬😳

The first one looks like a (very ugly) Moses basket.

@amys forgetting the fact they fugugly I have small boy child still living with me, I'm boaking at thought of all piss on it

For your downstairs loo...

What the actual Fuck is that (pardon the pun) shit on your toilet?? Seriously?

It's like Laura Ashley does turds.

For some reason the red ensemble looks a bit Catholic to me!

Can't find a red toilet brush with a pattern but I'm sure a cherry wouldn't look out of place at all.

Sorry, but it seems that no one else is going to say it outright so I have to - that lavatory decor is AWFUL. It won't do at all.

I mean the chintz, velvet and frills are great, but it's half a job - where's the matching toilet roll holders?

It's the throne at the bishops palace, second.

at all replies.

I was on wish site (cheaper version of eBay) and they popped up. 426 people have purchased. So could be coming to a FB selling page soon.

😭😭😭 No stop it....my sides.

Please tell me where I can purchase them?

Wish site? Never heard of it.

They are awful. Sorry

@iogo I actually like the cherry one, but wouldn't be able to hide it behind toilet like do now. Proud toilet brush user here

426 have actually splurged good money on this shite???

Oooh I quite like the cherry toilet brush. However it wouldn't fit with the toilet in question as it is not wearing a skirt.

Wish.com

Everything comes from China. (Sometimes flogged at higher rate on eBay)

Delivery is slow.

Sells lots of fakes. I was looking at Xmas decorations stuff as I know will get it in time

Is there a sewing / knitting pattern available?

You will need someone to crochet this to add to it

Sorry, but I think I might need the bucket to throw up in if faced with that 🤢

Looks a bit slippy? Proceed with caution op.

Has anyone any idea why guests seem nervous of using my loo?

Feast your eyes on this lot www.pinterest.co.uk/carrieraemike/strange-cool-toilets/?lp=true

Happy to help IgnoreMe .

This one might put you of your evening glass of red though.

Off. Bloody autocorrect