Here's someone Trump wishes he could fire.
Yes, it's Colbert. For some reason, Trump has found the time to complain about him in the middle of all his meetings with his own boss and firing those investigating him.
"Thank you for the ratings, sir. It's as if most Americans don't want you to be President. Here's how you can bring me down: resign."
BTW, I hope judges are another group he can't fire.