100 days in - congrats to us all for keeping sane on the Trump train

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The Trump thread continued. We are all LEGENDS!

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Asked what's going to be different in Middle East peace negotiation this time around, @PressSec says "the man is different"

He wants that Nobel Peace prize so badly!

I wouldn't trust those scales, they've been hacked by your microwave

I am pleased to report have both digital and old-fashioned scales, so can go "off grid" in my kitchen if I need to. Unless those pesky Ruskies have tampered with my brass Imperial weights...

My scales are weight-based but I have a fairly new microwave so I guess it might be able to cope!

Imperial sounds dreadfully Imperial Russian

Imperial sounds dreadfully Imperial Russian

How very dare you! We Brits had an empire too, back in the day...

He wants that Nobel Peace prize so badly!

He's probably nominated himself too, previously.

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PS. Just found this amazing anagram maker. Will report back in a bit.

I feel a little sad that Finland never had an empire. If it did saunas would be moar popular.

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Lamp Odd Runt
Land Dump Rot
Lard Dump Not

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Many countries already have natural saunas. You just get out of your house.

But it's true that it's a bit sad. Every country should have a go at having at least a small empire for at least a short time.
It would be called the 15 min of empire.

15 minute of empire - love it!

We would have spread salty liquorice too so tourists wouldn't go "ewww" when they tried it

It would actually be an ace tactic for Jared to ask 'Daddy' for help - because of 'who you are'. I'd have recommended it myself, if asked.

Salty liquorice is vile. (And I've only got as far as 'single strength'.)

Never tried it.
But I love chocolate with salt.

Its lush, don't go spreading fake news!

@TrueFactsStated
I now have 2 sources within legal community confirming that a D.C. area judge has signed 2 warrants related to Comey's Trump investigation.

Shiiiiiiit going down?!

Once US and N Korea have finished bombing each other to hell and the UK has cast itself into an ignominious oblivion I would urge Finland to rise up and take its rightful place as the new great Empire. Bringing wholesome outdoor activities, saunas and delightful woollen jumpers to the masses. Spreading the words of wisdom through the collected Moomins anthology. I for one welcome our new leaders with open arms. :o

To be fair, Lweji, I've only tried the (vile) Dutch version. I wouldn't bother if I were you, though.

I'm with you Bigly! Sounds perfect!

I shall lead the invasion Bigly The Moomins have wisdom to last the ages.

I was going to say that Finland already has the potential to rise up via Nokia (if they regain their market share), but then who's selling the most microwaves?

Meanwhile, Hannibal Lectrump?

My dd's middle name is Tove. I love the Moomins. We are ready and waiting for you Natsku :o

That's a brilliant middle name!

I still have a Nokia phone (a proper one, not a Microsoft one)

Me too. As back up.

....Usually they make it on purpose....