I don't think he knows. Let's face it, his boss is away with the fairies half the time so god only knows what he tells him. I imagine him ranting incoherently as staff chase him around with a large butterfly net.
They're all out to get me
So I told him, I said 'you looking at my wife?' and punched him in the face, so I did.
Those aliens - its not the forrin ones I'm worried about, it's the little green ones that are the ones to look out for. I saw it on a Fox documentary. They're Muslims too you know.
Look at meeeeee! I'm king Donald the duck! Wheeeeeee! (slides down White house bannister)
My mommy didn't love me. Mommeee, why didn't you love your little Jaffa Cake?