Was so sad to hear that so many MNetters don't have bathrobes 
But I believe that Angry Spice will very soon have a new role within the WH that will be of benefit to you.
DT has had words with SS about his lack of credibility due to being caught out lying too many times, even for DTs liking.
DT: Just 'cause you shout it, it DOES NOT make it so
SS: No sir
DT: You've gotta put things righ' Startin' with these
DT opens a large door revealing hundreds of bathrobes
DT: You are now chief WH ebayer - you get rid of all of these and then we'll move onto the next lie.
So look out for the WH 2nd hand bathrobes on eBay and get yourself a bargain!
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