A beautiful thread to discuss the 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

[amispartacus]

As requested from a previous thread

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2823906-to-think-you-should-ignore-people-having-a-go-at-you-if-you-are-the-President-Elect-of-the-USA?

It's going to be a beautiful thread. MNers, who by the way are amazing, can contribute as much as they want.

I just want to compliment many of the posters on Mumsnet. I have great respect for Mumsnet and have great respect for the talk guidelines and all of that, but I will tell you, there were some posters, with all that was just said, that were so professional, so incredibly professional, that I've just gone up a notch as to what I think of you, OK? All right

Ah, this thread is tremendous. Tremendous people.

No long posts here. Only 140 characters or less. #TheRealGoldenHair

I could run Mumsnet and netmums together, no conflict of interest was only told that today.
No one else could do it just me and it would be great but my sons will be running netmums.

Mind you, he's not going to spend much on speech writers and the like, is he?
Wrong! You're not going to spend much on speech writers. I've got some really golden speech writers. I get them cheaply from my friend V.

Lweji . . . I’ve got 46 million people right now — that’s a lot, that’s really a lot — but 46 million — including Facebook, Twitter and ya know, Instagram, so when you think that you’re 46 million there, I’d rather just let that build up and just keep it @realDonaldTrump, it’s working — and the tweeting, I thought I’d do less of it, but I’m covered so dishonestly by the press — so dishonestly — that I can put out Twitter — and it’s not 140, it’s now 280 — I can go bing bing bing . . .

I have had a dream, a beautiful dream, that we will all lay down together as one. A wonderful dream. Fight the man, not the gun!

Mind you, he's not going to spend much on speech writers and the like, is he?
I assumed he'd be getting his son in law to write it- just like he's going to right the trade deal or what ever.
I'm sure it'll be be a great, smart trade deal.

We're going to do lots of deals, great deals, with speech writers.

Nothing like sending a jew to arrange peace between Israel and all those muslim countries around it.
If it doesn't work, it's probably due to Chi-na anyway.

There will be speeches, great speeches, and you know who's going to pay for them? You are, great people, amazing people.

We're going to write speeches and Mexico will pay for them!

LIES !!!
I'm only getting rid of Obamacare. I'll keep the ACA

So many chances missed when Don met Gove.

The unholy Trinity: Don, Gove and Farage. The stuff of nightmares. Really great nightmares people!

This is a FAKE THREAD!! FAKE!!!

Lolz.

(And that's my placemarking sorted too.)

Is everyone else now reading every post as if read aloud in Donald's actual voice

These posts are too good, people. Very good posts. Tremendous posts. Classy.

Hahahahaha at Martin Luther day btw

Lies! I never asked any of those bands to be at my party anyway! SAD!

To lower the tone of this beautiful thread with a joke doing the rounds on Facebook

What is the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
Donald Trump won't pay to have a lentil on his face.

Great joke, very elegant and classy innuendo.

doh!!!! Trump mistakes another Ivanka for his daughter on twitter.

A fake joke!

It seems CNN is doing a piece on Ivanka (not sure which one).

At 9:00 P.M. @CNN, of all places, is doing a Special Report on my daughter, Ivanka. Considering it is CNN, can't imagine it will be great!

Not sure if he's trying to increase CNN's ratings.

And the tweet with the @Ivanka mistake is the second sycophantic tweet by a random non significant guy that he retweeted.

I'm not sure golden showers are his problem. White dust, on the other hand,...

I hope there's no MN @ Ivanka user...

my daughter, she's hot, great daughter, tremendous daughter.