A beautiful thread to discuss the 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

[amispartacus]

As requested from a previous thread

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2823906-to-think-you-should-ignore-people-having-a-go-at-you-if-you-are-the-President-Elect-of-the-USA?

It's going to be a beautiful thread. MNers, who by the way are amazing, can contribute as much as they want.

Please, ami, how could you leave the following off your list:

• makes bumhole sign language with finger and thumb

If I have a shot every time he does that and then I'll be annihilated by nursery pick up time

2 hours to go!

Rumour has it Trump will dance with Caitlyn Jenner at the ball. Looking forward to the threads .

Add "Washington elites" to the inauguration drink bingo.

Can I add to Trump bingo :

Movement
The Work
Make America great again
Drain the swamp
Fail
Fake news

Anything relating to biased media / any repetition of stock phrases

The latest tweet:

Donald J. Trump ‏*@realDonaldTrump* 2h2 hours ago
It all begins today! I will see you at 11:00 A.M. for the swearing-in. THE MOVEMENT CONTINUES - THE WORK BEGINS!

I'm worried about that movement. Maybe some Imodium?

Also, worried about the swearing. I hope he realises it's the oath type, not what he mostly used during the campaign.

Poor Michelle Obama just got kissed on both cheeks by Trump. I am in awe of her for not punching him.

I hope and assume she has a whole pack of Milton wipes ready in the wings to get her face cleaned up.

Damnit Lweji, The Movement? And The Work? Now I have to have a shot of tequila already .

BigBadgers, absolutely. Michelle Obama has far more restraint than I. If that awful yoke came anywhere near me with his disgusting mouth I'd have kneed him in the grape penis balls. Shudder.

Fucking hell. This is actually happening isn't it. What are the chances of him being hit by a meteorite in the next hour?

I'm worried about him, actually.

You know that promise about the swamp? I wonder if that continued movement could be due to him drinking too much from the swamp he's failed to drain and is completely diving into.

He may need some strong anti-lobbyists.

I love Kellyanne's outfit. I wonder if she's going to march with one of the bands. She looks like a little drummer girl.

Caitlyn Jenner had better watch Trump's hands, he's pretty inclusive in who he leches over (just ask Giulliani!)

Can I add
"no-one loves this country more than me"
"mainstream media"
"we did it!"
to the bingo?

Is it beautiful yet?

Just a thought, but does anyone know if Claig has gone to the inauguration??

All I'm seeing is two servicemen in front of a door.
I hope they're there to stop him from entering the building.

One seems a bit twitchy.

The Clintons have arrived.

And some blond woman in a white jacket. Is that the US Idol (whatever) former contestant?

If anyone shouts at Trump: out with the elites and the establishment, PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE!!! That's probably claig.

Also, that photo of a shirtless Irish dancer reminded me of a certain shirtless President. Has anyone ever seen them together?

I have respect, just such great respect, for the great women of Mumsnet, beautiful , beautiful women, the best, and no one....no one has more respect for the women of Mumsnet than me, no one.

If he mentions Tony Blair in his speech, we'll know for certain that Claig has been employed as a scriptwriter.

Shit, has something happened or is it just a protest being broken up?

Phew, just protests!

That's a beautiful outfit Kellyanne Conway is wearing. Beautiful cat heads.

Normally I don't like picking apart other people's sartorial choices, but that outfit looks particularly ridiculous next to the uniform of the servicewomen on the stage.