A beautiful thread to discuss the 45th President of the USA, Donald Trump

[amispartacus]

As requested from a previous thread

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2823906-to-think-you-should-ignore-people-having-a-go-at-you-if-you-are-the-President-Elect-of-the-USA?

It's going to be a beautiful thread. MNers, who by the way are amazing, can contribute as much as they want.

I'm a bit late to this thread, but it's fucking brilliant. You are all big, great funny. The best, the greatest. I'm looking forward to Inauguration bingo. I have a bottle of tequila ready to go.

He should have hired the much more famous

Two for the price of one. Great deal. I make the best deals. From Monday.

I've just realised it was 8 years ago. The boy must look like his dad now.

On this thread we have the highest iq of any previous MN thread, isn't that just a beautiful fact ?

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Love that faraway. Just heard some speech of his on the News. You'll all be pleased to hear it's going to be beautiful. He said.

Ladbrokes have added a couple of 'words that might be used in his speech' to their betting.
Garbage 16/1
Buzzfeed 10/1
Chelsea Manning 8/1
Twitter 5/1

My SEXY FUN DAY keeps getting BIGGER, too big for one day even!!!!

Jan 21st, the day after my SENSUAL inauguration, over ONE MILLION very very elegant, very very special ladies (no fat pigs, slobs, dogs) will be throwing me a street party!!!! All over world!!! This is bigly.

Ignore FAKE NEWS MEDIA trying to spin this as a so-called 'protest march' against 'hate speech', 'division', 'misogyny', 'racism', 'disablism', 'climate-change denial', 'rape culture', etc etc. Sad!!!!

200,000 hot pieces of ass are throwing a parade for me in Washington.
28,000 have signed up in London, meeting at noon at Grosvenor Square.
Over one million to march globally, in more than fifty countries and every US state.

HOW MUCH PUSSY IS THAT?!?!
Are any of you non-nasty women going?

Happy sensual day everyone!

I'm going to work now.

They need me to make them great again. It will be tremendous so I have written a few pointers for them while sitting on my beautiful kitchen table.

I will join this beautiful thread later.

but no drinking bingo, I'll be plastered in the first half an hour

You know that march? Some perfectly reasonable people think it's the reason President Clinton will attend the Inauguration.

BTW, once a president, I'll always be called President.

This thread is RIGGED! Just like before.

Maybe we should practise Trump bingo now, so that everyone knows what to do later?

Just found this thread, glad to see so many are feeling the exhilaration, BEAUTIFUL! Just thought I'd jump in and let you know that as there's worry about protesters getting out of line, the Bikers For Trump (yes, it's a thing) say they will be attending in and forming a 'wall of meat' around inaugural celebrations. read

Classy event! Wall of meat. Totally weird lineup of entertainers, who, I believe had to be paid unlike previous inaugural entertainment. I'm gonna be watching!

What do you think we've been doing in this thread?

But we may need a spreadsheet.

I hope those Latino voters in Florida are feeling vindicated in voting Trump. Not a latino appointee in sight, which is a first for several decades. Well done you.

Are they going to make the vegetarians pay for the wall of meat?

I love a spreadsheet! Happy happy dance

..... I think I might be getting a bit hysterical...

I just read Trump's address at the Lincoln memorial and got completely halted in my tracks by this insightful few sentences. I am glad we are now assured of how special his movements are:

'So it’s a movement that began, it’s a movement that started, and it’s a movement like we’ve never seen anywhere in the world, they say. There’s never been a movement like this and it’s something very, very special. '

I did see a beautiful movement once before. At the time people called it powerful and life altering and beautiful. Apparently some German guy started it...

I bet he wrote that speech too.

Isn't 'a movement that began' and 'a movement that started' the same thing?

Family Feuds:

"Things that a hospital patient with constipation could say after the problem is sorted"

Oh shit
My baby is a Trumpette. A clip of him just came on where everyone was cheering for him and she clapped and said 'raaaaaayyyyy'