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neighbour using my drive when I'm out.

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birdladyfromhomealone · 09/01/2017 16:25

I came home early this morning just after 11am as i have had a chest infection since before Xmas and was struggling at work.
When I got home there were two cars on my drive, one park almost touching my front window and the other one at an angle beside it.
This is the only way to get two cars on the driveway so whoever it was parking there must know the driveway well and how to get two cars on it.
Outside on the road is permit parking and no parking between 10 and 12am.
This is to stop commuters and shoppers parking as we are five minutes from a huge indoor shopping centre.
I had to park behind them blocking them in and blocking the pavement also.
I left a note on my car for the traffic warden
Please knock on door as I have to obstruct the pavement due to two illegally parked cars on my drive.
half an hour later my next door neighbour in his 70's who we NEVER see knocks on my door.
Totally unapologetic and says one car belongs to his wife's carer as she cant park on the road due to restrictions and the other is a neighbour from up the road who uses our driveway when we are at work as her driveway is not big enough.
Even though I was fuming he still just didnt seen to think it was a problem even saying.
Well when your at work your not using it and at least it makes it look like some one is home.
I told him to get them moved straight away.
The carer came round looking really sheepish and asked would I mind if she parked during the restrictions between 10 and 12 as she has been given a ticket in the past. I said fine if no one is in but why cant my neighbour move his car off his drive to enable his wife's carers to park. He cant afford £40 a year to pay for a permit for his carers?
The other car nearly touching my front window is still there so I have put a not on it.
Caroline, I have reported your car to the police as an abandoned vehicle. Since then Nicholas has told me he gave you permission to park here. Nicholas has no business or authority to use our driveway. It would have been polite and neighbourly to at least have asked permission. If your car is parked on my driveway again I will be reporting you to the police.
Tomorrow if I am feeling better I am off the B&Q to buy a chain and paddlock so they cant use my drive!

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CatsRidingRollercoasters · 09/01/2017 21:33

Have you cancelled the cheque yet?

Evergreen17 · 09/01/2017 21:34

Sauvignon 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I think some wee came out, must do my pelvic floor routine

HighwayDragon1 · 09/01/2017 21:34

Taxi to work tomorrow, and buy a chain on the way home to lock her car in. Can you get one of those fake wheel clamps? 😂

LlamaDrama · 09/01/2017 21:34

Oh, come the fuck on Caroline!

likepeasandcarrots · 09/01/2017 21:34

I can't concentrate on The Affair for this!
Where the hell is Caroline??
She is obviously too ashamed to have been caught red handed and is hoping to retrieve the Passat tomorrow when she assumes you will be at work, which of course you won't be as you will be having a sick day!

PicardsCombOver · 09/01/2017 21:35

I have two infections and two courses of antibiotics. I'm very bleurgh. Therefore please forgive this placemark (My first ever)

JanuaryMoods · 09/01/2017 21:35

Have you seen what's going on up the street? That Caroline's car has been outside birdlady's house ALL day.

dowhatnow · 09/01/2017 21:36

If you sell the present on your drive, you could afford that holiday to Maui.

How much does a 10 reg VW Passatt sell for?

Farmmummy · 09/01/2017 21:36

chipped Raise you, a potato in the exhaust is really effective so I hear
Op you can't go to work tomorrow. Actually I probably won't be able to work tomorrow. Overinvested anyone? Just me oh well...

Rrross1ges · 09/01/2017 21:37

Do you know any of the other neighbours? Have they ever fallen victim to Caroline and Nicholas?

rollonthesummer · 09/01/2017 21:37

Cancel the damn cheque!

Salmotrutta · 09/01/2017 21:37

Nothing to see here folks.

Move along.

And Grin at too fucking tight to pony up for a permit - I don't know why but that fair tickled me that did! Grin

HappyFlappy · 09/01/2017 21:37

Delighted to tape Rinder for you Tinkle

What do you think re our chances of actually getting on it if this dispute escalates? Say, if Birdlady sues for the parking money (£5,000, obviously) and every Mumsnetter on this thread sues for distress and anxiety cause by Cazza not coming back for her car, this inflicting upon us a cruel and unusual punishment?

Greypaw · 09/01/2017 21:37

Caroline is as glued to this thread as we are, and will only come back for her car when all the fuss has died down. She's like Father Christmas. We all have to be asleep or she won't come.

(place held)

Celaena · 09/01/2017 21:37

She's never coming tonight..... op pls come back and tell us you're staying home tomorrow with your car blocking her in?

Is anyone running a book on
She'll pick it up in the morning And Nick told her it was ok

She's never coming back?

XmasSteamTrainsRealAleOpenFire · 09/01/2017 21:38

We are all far too sensible to take the word of an elderly sports jacket wearer

But surely the flat cap lends an air of credibility?

Only if these open backed brown saude gloves are being used.

Now who had the ninja trained spiders? Grin

Ceaser1981 · 09/01/2017 21:38

Agree cheeky gits, id also be putting up a cctv pointing on drive 😄

Pollyanna9 · 09/01/2017 21:38

Can't you put sugar in the fuel hole? It goes for a bit then konks out I understand. Never tried it. Honest. No, honestly, I haven't!!

Don't forget to wear gloves/wipe for prints after.

StarlitTrees · 09/01/2017 21:38

Can someone please link the penguin threads again? I've clearly missed them and don't want to trawl back through 23 pages to find them. Many thanks!

Evergreen17 · 09/01/2017 21:39

On a serious note, and I know it has been mentioned already, you should take some pictures of her car on your drive. You never know when you might need them.
I'd say the OP needs them now so we can look at them!

I am tired and want bed. Where is Caroline?

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RuggerHug · 09/01/2017 21:39

Starlit page 4!

Evergreen17 · 09/01/2017 21:40

Damn 🐺 typo

HappyFlappy · 09/01/2017 21:41

^Only if these open backed brown saude gloves are being used.&

Oooh! Naice! Grin

SallyGinnamon · 09/01/2017 21:41

Still no sign?

Greypaw · 09/01/2017 21:41

I want to know what Nicholas is getting for pimping out the OPs drive to the neighbourhood laydeez.