To be very disappointed with this - cake thread alert!

[BaldBaby1970]

So, I asked for a Tudor themed cake for DD's birthday and I got this. I think It looks like the Michelin Man with a massive stonk on. My MIL thinks it looks like a turd which has made me cry. How can I put it in front of the kiddies??!

I'm going with massive turd personally.

Just cover it with cake toppers abd candles abd the kids won't even notice.

I do hope you asked for a refund though.

Now if only you had gone for a peacock theme...

Stick a few fairies on it. It'll be fine.

Isn't that off tonight's Bake Off?

Is that a giant yellow codpiece at the front of him? It seems to have something squirting out of it?

I rarely 'share' MN with DH ( it's my precious, mine all mine.........) but this has made us both LOL!
Ask Andrew for your money back......

Oh lord!!

Was it expensive?!!

Wowser was it all the GBBO branding that gave it away?

It does say #GBBO on the pic

Alberta I hadn't spotted the squirting. Ew

It was free but I'm going to ask for compensation. How much compo will depend on what it tastes like of course.

Who on earth did you ask??

If that was a prfoessional cake maker it's a disaster and they deserve to be publicly shamed.

If it was your mate whose Instagram photos of cakes are perhaps stolen, s/he should apologise.

If it was your mate who just said "Yeah I'm quite good at cakes", well... buyer beware :p

(your DD likes Tudors?)

As soon as we saw it I said it looked like a jizz cake

How much did you pay? Are you deducting £5 from the price?

Oh, OK, I don't watch GBBO.

What is GBBO?

Great British Bake Off

Great British bake off!!

On bbc 1

I find myself in a similar situation my gender reveal party is tomorrow and I've just picked up the cake this evening I said I wanted a girl themed cake

What is that yellow thing?

Whatever he's asking for it pay £5 less.

Haha demand compensation. We're all scarred from seeing it too, we need compensating accordingly.

Fucking Andrew. I do not like him or his jizz soldier pie.

The yellow thing was supposed to be a Knights jousting lance

😂. It's just so crap. So so crap.

Reminds me of a Blackadder sketch.

It was free? This is obviously a troll thread! Make your own if you're not happy!