I don't wish to commit acts of disloyalty against the state

[UnquietDad]

So am I being untreasonable?

I just ate my hamster in tonights stew.

Am I being Unbelievable?

Ah poo.

Tonight's, I mean! Can't spell for toffee

Am I being unreadable?

I play the violin, but I don't look after the strings properly. Am I un-resin-able?

My hymen grey back....

Am I unshaggable??

GREW!!!!!

I refuse to sham-a-lang-a-sham-a-lang-a-ding-dong

Am I un-grease-able?

PMSL...

Ahh, this thread is brilliant and so many great play on words. Question is, which one wins the prize for being the most unassailable?

I have real problems setting up intiguing connections....

am I being unfrissonable??

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I don't want to be on this forum anymore

Does this make me un-mumsnet-able?

btw don't kick me out - I was only joking

now I really was being unreasonable for that last one!

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icod

Is that a yes to my profile question or are you agreeing that I am unreasonable?

I feel I am now a real Mnetter!

sorry, but this came to me today ...

My family seem to suffer from an unusally high level of near-death accidents - but miracullously, they survive everytime... so, am I un-bereaveable?

I can only exhale

am i unbreathe-in-able?

i don't like having sex in conventional positions - ami i un-mission-able?

(Dior inspired me)