I don't wish to commit acts of disloyalty against the state

[UnquietDad]

So am I being untreasonable?

Sorry yellowrose - I should've read your last post

I am very unhappy - am I unappeasable (is that a word)?

itsme - in fact i think yours - unappeasable - is one of the few that exists in the dictionary !

margo - great minds think alike

To get into the theme of today

If you don't have a blue badge or a child

Are you unparkable?

I know, I know...

It doesn't sound anything like unreasonable...

I can't stop my naughty split personalities posting inflammatory AIBUs about supermarket grapes and misplaced apostrophes. am i being un-me's-on-a-troll?

my dh only wears polycotton shirts. is he uncreasable?

DH wants to take me to historical sites in Italy but I'd rather stay home - am I unPisanable?

I wouldn't like the food anyway - I'm unpizzanable...

I won't let dd (11) build a scale model of a Central American tableland in the garden

Am I being un-mesa-nable?

I refuse to succomb to this cold and insist on increasing my dosage of Vit C and zinc - am I being unsneezable?

I am digging my heels in and will not sign the Nisi - amd i being un-decrees-able??

ds is refusing to read the Gallic Wars for his Latin coursework - is he being unCaeserable?

I don't like DH's loutish mates - is it because I'm ungeezerable?

(this is driving me nuts)

lol. I have the same problem MrsB.
I . Am. now. attempting to - step away from the PUN!

(see what I did there...

(have got DH started now - he says if your newborn won't sleep, is it unzeezable?
And if you think that food intolerance testing is rubbish, are you unkinesiable?)

My aging heifer won't eat his veg ... is he un-peas-on-a-bull?

And my honey production has gone right down in this cold weather - are the bees-in-a-chill?

AND I seem to have developed immunity to childhod diseases - am I un-measle-able?

My (Italian) farmer was telling me how to milk a cow

Itsa-squeeze-then-a-pull

don't worry fp - this is driving me loopy too

My dh finds dairy products satiating - one-cheese-and-he's-full

we'll just sit here together whittering, shall we margo?!

I can't get the hang of exercising on my new gym ball. Am I un-at-ease-on-a-ball?

pmsl
just worked 14 hours without a break, so have no brain power left to come up with any, but you've made me happy.
make a pun out of that if you can!