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I don't wish to commit acts of disloyalty against the state

119 replies

UnquietDad · 06/02/2007 15:40

So am I being untreasonable?

OP posts:
margo1974 · 07/02/2007 09:48

hmmm did we get too silly for unquiet dad?

MrsBadger · 07/02/2007 09:59

I think he's in awe of our linguistic prowess...

margo1974 · 07/02/2007 12:36

he threw down the gauntlet and never challenged us further - he is probably off playing isketch
which i discovered yesterday

UnquietDad · 07/02/2007 13:07

No, I'm just wondering what monster I have unleashed!!

OP posts:
VeniVidiVickiQV · 07/02/2007 13:25

I'm sure a man would argue that men were more cunning linguists than women

margo1974 · 07/02/2007 13:38

ooh vvvqv

another word play?

MrsBadger · 07/02/2007 14:29

([baboom-tzing] - we'll be here all week, try the veal)

I won't wear 80s bomber jackets - am I being unblousonable?

speedymama · 07/02/2007 16:34

My DTS, who are nearly 3yo, haved turned whining into an endurance sport that would qualify for the olympics. Are they indefatigable and am I inconsolable? (boo-hoo)

melpomene · 07/02/2007 17:06

I refuse to pluck my eyebrows. Am I being untweezerable?

melpomene · 07/02/2007 17:15

I refuse to sing repetitive songs. Am I being unreprisable?

melpomene · 07/02/2007 17:20

I keep large South American birds. They want to mate with each other but I always stop them.

Am I being un-rheas-on-the-pull?

melpomene · 07/02/2007 17:21

Sorry.

Pann · 07/02/2007 17:29

Sorry doesn't cover it.

filthymindedvixen · 07/02/2007 17:46

Pann!! Is it really you??

margo1974 · 07/02/2007 18:01

this is just getting too clever

Pann · 07/02/2007 18:12

FMV!!

You're ridiculous.

JillybeansNW · 07/02/2007 18:20

The local convent is having a French Food Faire. The sister running the stall with the soft round cheeses is known as

Nun-Camenberts-table

No - that doesn't work does it

MrsBadger · 07/02/2007 18:21

DH spends all day watching motor racing but I hate it - am I unGrandPrixable?

filthymindedvixen · 07/02/2007 18:42

I'm trying to learn a new skill. Hhowever I keep falling from my very high swing. Shoukd i give up and accept that I am un-trapeezeable?

Dior · 07/02/2007 18:47

Message withdrawn

Pann · 07/02/2007 18:58

so I was out walking with my two buddies across the tundra, as one does, and I fell into a polar bears fishing hole,> and was iced up immediately.

Try as they might, my buddies just couldn't get me out as the water solidified round me.
And one turned to the other and I heard him say....

wait for it

Is he being unfreezable?

margo1974 · 07/02/2007 19:04

my friend cant have kebabs

is he un-shish-able?

margo1974 · 07/02/2007 19:06

I don't want to appear on daytime chav TV talk shows

Am I un-Trisha-able?

Pann · 07/02/2007 19:07

No.

funnypeculiar · 07/02/2007 19:17

My pet sheep has been rolling in ds' paints again - is he now-dyed-in-the-wool?