To start a FIFTH thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Well, we're back by popular demand. Or not, as the title suggests. It's been incredible that four threads have reached a thousand posts where nobody, no one and no one at all posted anything. At all.

So, continue the party. Join the party and gatecrash the party. Let's see if we can reach five thousand posts of whiffle, piffle and pictures of Aidan Turner.

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Glad noone is back. Did you give your star sign?

Who, me?

No. Was I meant to?

Sorry, I'm about twenty posts behind!

Hi Noone!!! Great to see you!

That's very unsettling news to get, Jess.

go on..... But yaaaay! I don't need to! You guys are back! I'm not that discombulated, just a bit torn between being all dignified and saying 'I don't want to hear this' while also wanting to hear the terribly surprising tale of how the OW fucked me over, and then proceeded to do the same to him. Don't worry folks, I ain't going back; it just gives me a wobble when he's all upset; and I'm torn between wanting to look after him and telling him to bugger off. End of the day, he's not my problem, but it still makes me feel discombob whatever the word.

There's no-one like Noone!

What is your star sign, Noone?

Noone star sign, star sign!

How long has he been absent from your life, Jess?

I can imagine you'll have very mixed feelings.

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why?

What did that square signify?

You tell us what sign of the zodiac you are and then we'll tell you.

Reporting for duty...

Jess give him sympathy at the end of a very large barge pole. Promise?

Oh. That was an emoji. Hang on.

noone! You traitor!

Don't fall into the trap of "looking after him emotionally", Jess! You need to keep your distance! I don't blame you for being (very) curious though!

Rah

Since May. I'd never go back but he relies on sympathy to get him through. I regard him in the same way as I feel about alcohol; it doesn't work for me, it fucks up my life, I've broken the addiction but there's still that bloody pull. It just rocked my little sailing boat for a mo, but I've grabbed the oars and I'm back in control. (Swearing alert : manipulative cunting
fuckwit)

Ahhhh. Better.

Good for you Jess

Ha! Thank you noone but now I have Katy Perry stuck in my head!

Oh, Leo! We don't have a Leo yet. I was hoping you'd join the Scorpio gang - there's three of us. And three Virgos and so far two Librans.

Changing the subject, c'mon noones. I'm betting...... Leo?

Jess you are worth a million of him. Rah. Cunt badger.

Oh god, have you lot descended into gang culture?

Oh, you only split up in May! You poor thing - it must still be very raw. Only three months ago! I thought you were talking years!