To start a FOURTH thread that no-one responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

All welcome to post nothing.
All welcome to muse about nothing.
We know nothing.
We heart Jon Snow.
And Aidan Turner.
And Idris Elba.
And The Game... ohfck.

I shall send bowie back and I'm just going to check other orders. I do remember 45 rolls of Andrex was a bargain.
I need a bath back later

toad Do NOT mention the third leg. Jake The Peg had an extra leg. And look what sort of man Rolf Harris turned out to be

So true, Vanilla

The less said about Rolf, the better!

Another piece of my childhood shattered :(

I just hope I never hear anything bad about Claypole from Rentaghost!!!

150,000 at boardmasters and a twatter warning issued, please retwat if you know anyone coming

portia. My friend's oldest son died last Saturday night in a motorbike accident at Connor Downs. Worst phone-call I've ever had. A few days later there was another accident at St Erth. Some seriously twattish twats on Cornish roads at the moment.

Heartbreaking Jess.... there are twatty drivers everywhere at the moment - must be the silly season 😈

It's got to the stage where there's no point going out on Fridays as I live close to an accident black spot. There was a 15 mile tailback yesterday for what should have been 4miles sprint. Fortunately I know the backroads, but these accidents (every week, ALWAYS a lorry involved) are crap for everybody.

vanilla. I don't even drive, but I get fed up - takes me ten minutes sometimes to cross the road (to get to Co Op ) and no-one ever lets me and DS across! And as for cyclists.....

I blame your pal Wiggins. Thanks to him, I now see about thirty middle aged men in the tightest of Lycra on a daily basis.

Eeeuuuwww to middle aged men in tight Lycra...

Morning all!

What are you wearing to the Co-Op today Jess?

Just off out to work...

Eliza. I'm actually wearing a dress! Puffball skirt and shoulder pads, plus fishnet tights and stilettoes. AIBU?

Possibly a fascinator......

I hate cyclists.

I hate mushrooms.

And twats. In vehicles. On vehicles. With vehicle.

I also hate mushrooms.

Especially cycling mushrooms. Wearing Lycra. Just ugh

Damn tablet doesn't always post! Anyway I've caught up now - got a bit raunchy last night eh? And nearly the end of another thread... and now the end is near, and so I face my not so final curtain...

Jess Sorry about your friends ds. I heard about the accident in St Erth as it's not too far from here, also the massive fire. Fortunately dd + bf were driven to St Erth station and then got the train up to Newquay. Dd has text and saw chase and status last night she's buzzing. What a rip off they're charging people £15 to charge their phones at boardmasters.
toad My curtains are no longer stiff, I used cumfort

We're off to help Mum with her scones now. It's changeover day and she leaves scones and cream for new guests.

Arrrgggghhhhhhh lycra clad men on bicycles !!!

Back later on.

Have you seen the what do you look like thread? Good for a nosey.

Hi ladies!

I wish I was at Boardmasters! My mate's fiancée had a DJ spot there last night! Hi, AGL

Fiancé or fiancée? Stupid iPad. The male half of the partnership, anyway!

Right, we're nearly at the end. We need a group hug and a meeting to decide our futures

Fifth thread! Fifth thread! Don't leave us, Vanilla! I have found my tribe on here!

Oh wow!!!! Here we are again!!!!

Can't BELIEVE IT!!!

My friend's oldest son died last Saturday night in a motorbike accident at Connor Downs. Worst phone-call I've ever had

Oh Jess

Just read this.

Where do you even begin? What do you say? I'm so sorry to hear that. My sympathies to everyone who knew the boy. Wish people would remember the pain behind these crashes next time they want to speed or take a chance.

Three very attractive young men outside my window right now doing car stuff. All wearing very tight t-shirts and one is wearing his jeans rather low.