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VanillaSugar · 09/08/2016 19:16

All welcome to post nothing.
All welcome to muse about nothing.
We know nothing.
We heart Jon Snow.
And Aidan Turner.
And Idris Elba.
And The Game... ohfck.

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PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 21:51

Vanilla I am still eagerly awaiting my BAFTA for my contribution to poetry last evening WTF have you done with it?

Whataboutwhathuh · 10/08/2016 21:51

Bahahahahahah yep. That's my life all over.

VanillaSugar · 10/08/2016 21:53

I live in an area that's so middle class, the nearest Aldi is miles away. FML.cos I bloody love Aldi.

Just received text from DH. He's been accidentally caught up in the David Brent premiere. Do you think Ricky did the dance?

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Whataboutwhathuh · 10/08/2016 21:53

I live in Milton Keynes.

PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 21:58

I live in Cornwall in a place beginning with P

VanillaSugar · 10/08/2016 22:00

🏆

That better, love?

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AverageGayLad · 10/08/2016 22:00

We have a nice big aldi down the road Grin

PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 22:02

Is that my BAFTA?

Whataboutwhathuh · 10/08/2016 22:02

Do they have Parmesan? I don't even really need it but just fancied some for my risotto on Monday. The lads can't have it but I can.

VanillaSugar · 10/08/2016 22:03

Yes. Careful now, you're starting to sound like Russell Crowe.

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PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 22:04

He says hi

VanillaSugar · 10/08/2016 22:05

I think they do normally what -or at least, they did in my former home town which was frequently mentioned in the Daily Mail "Best Places to Live" lists.

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VanillaSugar · 10/08/2016 22:06

I usually find the Parmesan in the cheese section.

Just saying.

HTH.

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VanillaSugar · 10/08/2016 22:07

Is he turning into a werewolf Portia??

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PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 22:07

I luffs Aidt baby but maybe only like Russell Crowsnest in L.A. Confidential

PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 22:09

Vanilla twas Russell Tovey as the werewolf and Aidy baby as the Vampire

AverageGayLad · 10/08/2016 22:13

Vanilla The cheese aisle Grin

Whataboutwhathuh · 10/08/2016 22:13

They had four types of mozzarella and two of Camembert.

PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 22:18

I am tempted to put the P place names on again and you all have to guess which one I live in.

VanillaSugar · 10/08/2016 22:28

How can you have four types of mozzarella? ? What's that parmesan substitute? Sometimes they have that...

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VanillaSugar · 10/08/2016 22:29

Penzance.

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PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 22:32

P Edit
Padstow, Palmersbridge, Pantersbridge, Par, Paramoor, Parc Erissey, Park, Park Bottom, Parkengear, Parkfield, Paul, Paul's Green, Paynter's Cross, Paynter's Lane End, Pelistry, Pelynt, Pempwell, Penare, Penbeagle, Penberth, Penberth Cove, Pencarrow, Pencoys, Pencuke, Pendeen, Pendoggett, Pendrift, Penelewey, Pengegon, Pengelly, Pengersick, Pengold, Pengover Green, Penhale, Penhale Jakes, Penhallam, Penhallick, Penhallow, Penhallym, Penhalurick, Penhalvean, Penmarth, Penmayne, Pennance, Pennytinney, Penpethy, Penpillick, Penpol, Penpoll, Penponds, Penpont, Penrose, Penrose Hill, Penryn, Pensilva, Penstraze, Pentewan, Pentire, Penwartha, Penwartha Coombe, Penweathers, Penwithick, Penzance, Percuil, Perran Downs, Perran Wharf, Perranarworthal, Perrancoombe, Perranporth, Perranuthnoe, Perranwell, Perranwell Station, Perranzabuloe, Peterville, Petherwin Gate, Phillack, Philleigh, Piece, Pillaton, Pipers Pool, Pityme, Plaidy, Plain Street, Plain-an-Gwarry, Playing Place, Plusha, Plushabridge, Point, Polbathic, Polborder, Polbrock, Poldice, Polgear, Polgigga, Polgooth, Polkerris, Polladras, Polmarth, Polmassick, Polmear, Polmorla, Polpenwith, Polpeor, Polperro, Polruan, Poltesco, Polwheveral, Polyphant, Polzeath, Poniou, Ponjeravah, Ponsanooth, Ponsongath, Pont, Pool, Porkellis, Port Gaverne, Port Quin, Port Isaac, Porteath, Porth, Porth Kea, Porth Navas, Porthallow, Porthcothan, Porthcurno, Porthgwarra, Porthgwidden, Porthhallow, Porthilly, Porthleven, Porthloo, Porthmeor, Portholland, Porthoustock, Porthtowan, Portloe, Portlooe, Portmellon, Portreath, Portscatho, Portwrinkle, Poughill, Poundstock, Praa Sands, Praze-an-Beeble, Probus, Prospidnick, Prussia Cove, Puddle

PortiaCastis · 10/08/2016 22:33

Not a Pen but a Porth

Whataboutwhathuh · 10/08/2016 22:34

Porthcurno

VanillaSugar · 10/08/2016 22:35

Why did they call it Poldark then? Does anyone remember watching Ballamory?

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