Is my husband a spy?

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He keeps disappearing suddenly "on business" and comes home a bit bruised and battered. He's not a boxer because he wears a suit. He won't tell me what he's doing. I also think he might be cheating on me when he's away.

I'd LTB but we have nice cars and he mixes nice cocktails.

Oh buggervi missed half the thread

Is he Ken Clarke?

Funny you should say that dodo he wanted me to take part in the blue sea thing in Hull yesterday.

These are some of his cars:

Accountant? Doesn't he work for an import/export agency?

I love how you think something sort of glamorous like a spy....id be thinking drug dealer??? Lol

Sorry, I meant TREE...

Not accountant!!! That's what my husband is and there's nothing mysterious about it! Lol

Whoaaaa.......nocool....... he's an accountant in the import/export industry........ fccckkkkkkkkkkkk

Yawn, it's not even something topical or relevant. Why bother? Are you really that bored?

He used Regain to keep his luscious locks nice and thick for that cropped look.

These suits he goes to work in, is it a tuxedo?

Now I like these, even if I don't get them I don't feel the need to say I hate them. They're harmless and either (as I say) I don't get them, or they're mildly amusing or funny as Jeremy Corbyn (not the OP, that's just an hors dear

Ah, but is he blond or brunette... (collars and cuffs ;-0))

Not bored, but obviously making a spectre of myself...

The real question is has he got any Taylor Swift memorabilia?

Hors d'oeuvres. I can fucking spell it. My phone can't!

Ahhh. Patricia

He's currently blond. He was darker but says walking the streets of London in the summer has bleached his hair.

I'm stirred to reply but don't get shaken by the negative responses.

Well, I suspect the blond might be on it's way out...

Edmund I was waiting with baited breath for just that. Or the inevitable "you can hide the thread you know" observation from someone whose idea of bliss is a stupid made up thread masquerading as ....Well as God alone knows what! I suppose I just want to understand why people do this.

Ah, but is he blond or brunette... (collars and cuffs ;-0))
My sisters and I are brunette, ginger and strawberry blonde. All have exactly the same (strawberry blonde) cuffs.

No, middleclass he has never been a night manager.

Hang on, he's an international spy who's also an accountant that collects classic cars and a London streetwalker?

I'd probably stay with him for the cocktails, but you might want to think of taking a lurverr. Preferably an urbane & intriguing one with a sexy foreign accent.

Oh, in that case he's prob about to be home a lot more and develop a beer gut and pts. It might also be worth getting him to a sexual health clinic, just in case.

(I do hope they do that one year, Bond with crabs. Itching when he's clinging on to that helicopter with one hand)

I don't think you lot are taking this seriously