Beginning to get pissed off by all these predictive text/autocorrect mistakes

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Just opened about 4 different threads and auto correct/predictive text mistakes in the first few comments not making sense at all.

I'm not bothered by spelling/grammar mistakes because a majority of the time a sentence still makes sense if you've spelled something wrong. These new autocorrect and predictive text mistakes alter a whole sentence.

It's just ironic that something that's been invented to make typing easier and clearer makes it worse.
I also hate the hilarious (!) comments that follow an autocorrect error...or the obligatory "bloody autocorrect!"...just check before you post ffs.

You are a grumpy bugger today yes yabu

Over eel ship hapless

Yes I am grumpy. I'm too tired to decipher all the sentences.

That's sleazy for you to slay.

Butt it snot your plaice to tell purpose what to ewe.

Whoops damn autocorrect! That meant to say "Oh well shit happens!"

Yabu

Sometimes I have to fight my autocorrect. Just when I think I've won, it bitch slaps me like a ninja!

Turn it off then

Autocorrect is an absolute bloody pita! Just goes to show how superior the human brain is to any programme.

No cos 95% of the time it does help.

You are being unseasonable.

I find it all rather amusing, and sometimes there is an element of parapraxis

I turned off my auto correct my typos are all my own work

My auto-correct seems to change after I pressed send. So checking doesn't help.

'Goggles'
😂

My auto correct knows google

It's typical though. When ever an autocorrect thread comes up, it behaves perfectly. When I want to write a long paragraph of importance it fucks up

Yam definitely bum!

Today I saw someone type "Siamese buns"...I thought they were a real thing ...then I realised it was a sesame bun.

Siamese buns

My boss is Jewish and I nearly sent a text which had autocorrected itself to "I hate our Jews!😳😳😳😳 instead of "I hate our new". Luckily I spotted it before sending as that would have been mega awkward 😂😂

My old phone autocorrected DH's name to Greed.

My new one doesn't. I miss Greed.

What a ducking silly threads

I literary canteen below its!!

Lifetime good one that!

I also hate these autocorrect anecdotes. Haa-dee-bloody-haa!