Beach-ready 'down there'

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Did I really just see an advert for some razor, where a woman was coyly telling a story about getting naked at a BBQ and was worried about being BEACH READY DOWN THERE?
WTF?

I haven't seen this advert thank fuck but I've voted in their poll a few times. I'm sure they'll appreciate my input .

I own a bikini and a swimsuit (and a jumper, jeans, coat for the UK!) therefore I am beach ready all over!

What's the rune for pubes, shitchef?

Put in a night shift and now i've done a quick day shift. Got it up to 76%

I'm certainly beach ready.

It's all braided through with coloured thread.

Looks a beaut

I stuck a little cocktail umbrella in mine.

vote link again...

And hollywood down to 12%

I bet this poll is taken down soon. It's not really positive for their purpose is it?

I'm still trying to figure out what a rebel looks like?

Dunno but some of them look a bit like those shit WS symbols.

Until someone invents something that sandproofs my fango I will never be " beach readydown there"

Fucking hate that advert

Holding at 76%. Will keep voting...

I've just voted once or ten times. Still 76% though.

Oh no it's gone up to 13% again.

Haven't had time to read this properly as I am trying to set up a new twitter account just for this occasion!
But I found this when I searched "wilkinson bikini" on twitter so I thought I'd share.....

Let’s start with the veritable Niagara of bullshit attached to the asinine concept of ‘beach readiness

76% ONatural (WTF?) now!

Just voted again. I sometimes do get a wax done but only when i can afford to.

Another vote for 'Au naturel' 76% now

For anyone interested in showing wilkinson sword some real beach ready bodies I have started a new thread #RealBeachBodies to discuss ideas and co ordinate iykwim!

I wonder how much of the 76% "O Natural" () is Mumsnet

Dear people who want princess pubes www.furyou.com/ that's the ticket

(For some reason mine got really wirey after DS and this has definitely helped)

Also i am so proud of MN for repping the bush!

It's gone up to 77%, I thought it was stuck on 76!

It's gone up to 77%, I thought it was stuck on 76!