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Beach-ready 'down there'

500 replies

mumoseven · 01/06/2016 12:38

Did I really just see an advert for some razor, where a woman was coyly telling a story about getting naked at a BBQ and was worried about being BEACH READY DOWN THERE?
WTF?

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QueenofLouisiana · 02/06/2016 16:07

I haven't seen this advert thank fuck but I've voted in their poll a few times. I'm sure they'll appreciate my input Grin.

I own a bikini and a swimsuit (and a jumper, jeans, coat for the UK!) therefore I am beach ready all over!

StVincent · 02/06/2016 16:09

What's the rune for pubes, shitchef?

dowhatnow · 02/06/2016 16:11

Put in a night shift and now i've done a quick day shift. Got it up to 76%

IrisPrima · 02/06/2016 16:23

I'm certainly beach ready.

It's all braided through with coloured thread.

Looks a beaut Smile

StVincent · 02/06/2016 16:25

I stuck a little cocktail umbrella in mine.

ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 02/06/2016 16:27

vote link again...

dowhatnow · 02/06/2016 16:29

And hollywood down to 12%

I bet this poll is taken down soon. It's not really positive for their purpose is it?

Chippednailvarnishing · 02/06/2016 16:30

I'm still trying to figure out what a rebel looks like?

shitchef · 02/06/2016 16:30

Dunno but some of them look a bit like those shit WS symbols.

ratspeaker · 02/06/2016 16:35

Until someone invents something that sandproofs my fango I will never be " beach readydown there"

gingerboy1912 · 02/06/2016 16:44

Fucking hate that advert

Lilacpink40 · 02/06/2016 16:46

Holding at 76%. Will keep voting...

Waitingfordolly · 02/06/2016 17:03

I've just voted once or ten times. Still 76% though.

dowhatnow · 02/06/2016 17:07

Oh no it's gone up to 13% again.

BadDoGooder · 02/06/2016 17:09

Haven't had time to read this properly as I am trying to set up a new twitter account just for this occasion!
But I found this when I searched "wilkinson bikini" on twitter so I thought I'd share.....

Let’s start with the veritable Niagara of bullshit attached to the asinine concept of ‘beach readiness Grin

Roomba · 02/06/2016 17:40

76% ONatural (WTF?) now!

HelenaDove · 02/06/2016 17:44

Just voted again. I sometimes do get a wax done but only when i can afford to.

chickensaresafehere · 02/06/2016 17:53

Another vote for 'Au naturel' Grin 76% now

BadDoGooder · 02/06/2016 18:36

For anyone interested in showing wilkinson sword some real beach ready bodies I have started a new thread #RealBeachBodies to discuss ideas and co ordinate iykwim!

ScrewyMcScrewup · 02/06/2016 18:46

I wonder how much of the 76% "O Natural" (Hmm) is Mumsnet Grin

LindyHemming · 02/06/2016 18:48

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WalkingBlind · 02/06/2016 19:00

Dear people who want princess pubes www.furyou.com/ that's the ticket Grin

WalkingBlind · 02/06/2016 19:01

(For some reason mine got really wirey after DS and this has definitely helped)

Also i am so proud of MN for repping the bush!

Waitingfordolly · 02/06/2016 19:03

It's gone up to 77%, I thought it was stuck on 76!

Waitingfordolly · 02/06/2016 19:04

It's gone up to 77%, I thought it was stuck on 76!