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Beach-ready 'down there'

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mumoseven · 01/06/2016 12:38

Did I really just see an advert for some razor, where a woman was coyly telling a story about getting naked at a BBQ and was worried about being BEACH READY DOWN THERE?
WTF?

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Flamingflume · 02/06/2016 14:38

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NeedACleverNN · 02/06/2016 14:40

Bushwhacked is brilliant!

Flamingflume · 02/06/2016 14:43

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ShatnersBassoon · 02/06/2016 14:46

MY FANNY IS NOT A FETISH.

I feel better for that. Voted loads of times.

JacquesHammer · 02/06/2016 14:53

I'm not convinced hair removal makes one not a feminist........

angryangryyoungwoman · 02/06/2016 14:53

Voted bush. First time I have ever written that

BigGreenOlives · 02/06/2016 14:54

75%

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NeedACleverNN · 02/06/2016 14:59

I'm not convinced hair removal makes one not a feminist

Course not but its freedom of choice isn't it? The advert implies in order to been seen on a public beach you have GOT to get a landscaper in. That's what people are protesting about

ShatnersBassoon · 02/06/2016 15:00

I'm not convinced hair removal makes one not a feminist........

You're right there. Although making women feel like freaks for not removing hair would certainly have me checking that one was a fully paid up member of The Feminists, and the human race.

JaneJeffer · 02/06/2016 15:00

Jacques it's not about that. We just don't like being told we should be hair free. Our bodies, our choice.

Chippednailvarnishing · 02/06/2016 15:01

75% Grin

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JacquesHammer · 02/06/2016 15:05

That's fair enough Grin - but there have been comments on this thread and a generic feeling over all that it is one or the other, you know?

Either be a downtrodden flower subdued by the patriarchy and remove your hair or be a full-on feminist with bush a waving in the breeze.

I remove mine for comfort. Wish I didn't have to bother. But I do. Grin

FledglingFridge · 02/06/2016 15:12

How come I didn't find you all sooner?

BadDoGooder · 02/06/2016 15:15

I haven't seen opinions along the lines of "either feminist and hairy, or not and shaven" the point is, it's up to you.

But what this advert states blatantly, is that in order to appear acceptable to society, women must be hair free at all times, otherwise there will be no fun in your life.

That's not a message I want kids to grow up hearing.

It's precisely because of this sort of attitude that I stopped shaving, I resent things being "expected" of me, and I want DS to grow up and think of hair on a woman as normal, not as a freak fetish!

Women should be free to do what the fuck they like with all hair on their bodies, without expectation or pressure, whether from other women or men.
I have a medical issue where I make too much testosterone.
(not PCOS) and I have a hairy top lip, acne and v dark black hair on my body, including stomach and back.

The most liberating thing I ever did was realise I had stopped giving a shit about how other people saw me, and embraced it wholeheartedly, stopping shaving/bleaching/waxing all the "unacceptable on women" body hair.
2 years on and I have saved hundreds of hours of work, and many more hours of stress Grin

Lynnm63 · 02/06/2016 15:16

Jacques that's fine and we are all grown ups who know this is bs. Imagine you're 13 and you read this. You're already feeling a bit overwhelmed by your changing body then this says look your body hair is disgusting get rid of it quick.
I don't care if someones fanjo plays the star spangled banner or is shaped like a heart quite like harry potters scar one you could shout expelliarmus once you've finished dtd if that's what YOU want down there.

BadDoGooder · 02/06/2016 15:18

Just realised my description makes me sound like some sort of werewolf! Grin

BadDoGooder · 02/06/2016 15:19

I don't care if someones fanjo plays the star spangled banner

Lynn I think I love you Grin

FledglingFridge · 02/06/2016 15:22

I remove mine for comfort.

But that's cool. Your bush or lack of is none of my business. I consider myself a feminist and sometimes I remove my hair too.

I'm just sick of things like "unsightly length" and worry about the impact is has on women as a whole and on a more personal level the impact it will have on my daughter. Her going through puberty and developing body hair doesn't make her unsightly. She's lovely. Regardless of what she does or doesn't do with her body. Growing up as a woman is hard enough without adverts telling you your body is wrong.

SpookyRachel · 02/06/2016 15:33

Great work compadres Grin

StVincent · 02/06/2016 15:34

I'm sure someone has posted already, but I'm guessing the middle vid on here is the telly ad?

JacquesHammer · 02/06/2016 15:42

I definitely agree with the message.

I'm really careful to discuss with my daughter that my hair removal is because it is what I want to do and when she is older she can decide but it is TOTALLY her decision

Monkeyinshoes · 02/06/2016 15:51

Yes StVincent the middle vid is the ad.

WomanActually · 02/06/2016 15:53

I haven't done my legs and armpits in a little while and if I went out with shirts and vest on I would get funny looks, especially for armpit hair, I've had comments in the past when I've forgotten and lifted arms, it's been called dirty and I've been asked if I'm a lesbian.

Husband has never shaved his legs or armpits ever in his 40 years, and not once has he been told he's dirty or asked if he's gay. Nobody would an eyelid at him going out in shorts in vest, if anything it would be seen as attractive.

Not so long ago I'd have said I shaved my pits because I felt dirty with hair, but I've only recently realised that I feel dirty because of the messages that it is dirty if that makes sense?

When you see women and girls mocked or negative comments for having hair in the media and by society then it must sink in somehow? If body hair was genuinely dirty and gross then why are men not expected to be shaving their legs and armpits?

What is it about pubic hair that makes the fanjo minging, but the same hair on a cock isn't minging? I know some men do shave and wax etc but it's not expected if them in the same way it is of a woman, and a fuss isn't made if they choose not to. It's absolutely personal choice and preference but I think women have more subtle and often not so subtle message about their body hair and I often wonder what impact that plays in their personal choice.

I hope I've made sense, I think what I'm saying is, what is it that makes women more likely to remove body hair through personal choice than blokes, and what is it that makes society think a woman's body hair is bad, but not a mans?

I find I stink more with hair removed, I sweat a lot in summer and my clothes get damp in the pit, wheras when I haven't shaved I dint smell sweaty and my clothes are not damp. I wish I was brave enough to nit shave because I'm passing the same fucking negative messages on to my dd, I can't tell her she doesn't have to give in to pressure to shave when I do that exact thing.

shitchef · 02/06/2016 15:59

This thread is so funny. DD is wondering why I am giggling when I am supposed to be finding out about anglo saxon runes for her.

sleepyhead · 02/06/2016 16:05

I go on annual beach holidays to the north west of Scotland.

Why the hell would I shave off my body hair to be beach ready? That's natural insulation right there.