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Original poster

To laugh after burning DH's willy...

60 replies

ScrotesOnFire · 26/04/2016 13:54

As it says really Blush

I treated my DH to some lovehoney stuff - a vanilla massage oil and a male toy.

The massage went well, soooo, I lubed the toy up (as the instructions said!) and it all went a bit wrong!
First it was almost impossible to get on, then when we managed it, I asked how it was and his response was it's nice on the top but hurts on the bottom, then it all went hot and he ran off to rinse in the sink as it burnt him! Shock

Blush Blush

Offered regular sex instead but I was too busy rolling around laughing maybe it was the embarrassment so he rolled over in a bit of a huff while I said goodnight and went to sleep too still chortling

Was I bu?

It was very funny.....

OP posts:
DangerousBeanz · 26/04/2016 13:57

I'd have probably wet the bed I'd have been laughing so hard.

FlyingElbows · 26/04/2016 13:59

Oh now you have to tell us what the toy was!

PerspicaciaTick · 26/04/2016 14:00

So long as you would have been happy if he burnt your fanjo and was incapacitated with laughter, I don't see a problem.

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost · 26/04/2016 14:03

Ha ha. I love your user name. All jokes aside though. How's his equipment now.
I also think it might be worth contacting love honey. Incase there's something wrong with the product

MrPony · 26/04/2016 14:06

Poor man! What toy was it?

Paulat2112 · 26/04/2016 14:07

Sounds like he was pretty embarrassed and i bet you have hurt his feelings. I wouldn't find it funny if that happened to me and my lady garden was burning.

Original poster
ScrotesOnFire · 26/04/2016 14:08

It was one of those silicone Reversible stroker things.
I think he's okay :)
I'm not sure if it was the toy or the lube at fault...
Or both!
But I think I will let them know.
Poor little bugger, I was only trying to do something nice! Blush

OP posts:
viciousstarling · 26/04/2016 14:08

No that's not funny. How is it?

donajimena · 26/04/2016 14:10

I'd have shown concern rather than laughing. I wouldn't appreciate someone 'rolling around laughing'
If this post is trying to raise a laugh its a no from me...

almostthirty · 26/04/2016 14:12

Yes I would have laughed too, but the dh laughed when he had forgotten to wash his hands after chopping chilli and I got um well burnt Blush

NeedACleverNN · 26/04/2016 14:13

Sorry I would have laughed but I'm awful like that.
I try to help afterwards but I can't help myself

Dh head butted the Hoover the other day and gave himself a black eye. Still makes me laugh now.

Tangfastics · 26/04/2016 14:13

Not remotely funny OP.

tangerino · 26/04/2016 14:14

Depends whether he also saw the funny side.

gamerchick · 26/04/2016 14:15

I had to google, I thought it was some sort of strap on.

But it says to use lube to prevent friction burns, was it lubed up properly?

TiggerPiggerPoohBumWee · 26/04/2016 14:15

I wouldn't find it funny if I were him.

MistressChalk · 26/04/2016 14:15

I'd be quite upset if I'd be hurt during sex and my partner just laughed...it's probably a reaction to the lube btw, I've had very painful reactions to lubes and condom described as 'tingly' or 'warming' that have felt like intense burning. Not fun.

HackerFucker22 · 26/04/2016 14:17

Who gets to mess around with sex toys on a Tuesday afternoon? Don't you have jobs OP

SuckingEggs · 26/04/2016 14:20

Not funny enough to post about.

SoupDragon · 26/04/2016 14:22

Seriously? You laughed when someone you Iove was hurt? Confused

FirstWeTakeManhattan · 26/04/2016 14:22

I asked how it was and his response was it's nice on the top but hurts on the bottom, then it all went hot and he ran off to rinse in the sink as it burnt him

Offered regular sex instead but I was too busy rolling around laughing

Minus all the emoting, that's what your OP says.

I just don't get what was so hilarious. If you're DH isn't genuinely upset by it, then I guess YANBU, but sounds about as funny as Mrs Brown's Boys to me.

NoahVale · 26/04/2016 14:22

well, thanks for sharing Hmm

Original poster
ScrotesOnFire · 26/04/2016 14:22

He did laugh too after the burning wore off, made some jokes about how big he must be as it was so difficult to get the darn thing on but I don't think he expected quite such a hysterical reaction...
I really couldn't stop, I think it was maybe the embarrassment of what I'd done.
I don't think he's cross with me, he's been perfectly pleasant all day :)

And definitely lubed enough. Perhaps too much....
I didn't want to chafe him Blush

OP posts:
bettyberry · 26/04/2016 14:25

OP, try tenga eggs next time. www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17116

I laughed hard when my OH used a silicone cock ring and it caught on his pubes. He had lube on his hands and he just couldn't get it off. His face was a picture when I got a pair of safety scissors Grin

SuckingEggs · 26/04/2016 14:26

If it was a bloke in hysterics about injuring his partner's vagina during sex, and posting about it, there would only be one answer on here.

And quite right.

acasualobserver · 26/04/2016 14:28

Offered regular sex instead...

How could he resist when you put it like that?