To laugh after burning DH's willy...

[ScrotesOnFire]

As it says really

I treated my DH to some lovehoney stuff - a vanilla massage oil and a male toy.

The massage went well, soooo, I lubed the toy up (as the instructions said!) and it all went a bit wrong!
First it was almost impossible to get on, then when we managed it, I asked how it was and his response was it's nice on the top but hurts on the bottom, then it all went hot and he ran off to rinse in the sink as it burnt him!

Offered regular sex instead but I was too busy rolling around laughing maybe it was the embarrassment so he rolled over in a bit of a huff while I said goodnight and went to sleep too still chortling

Was I bu?

It was very funny.....

both me and dh laugh at the time he broke his banjo string.

I'm in the 'why is it funny?' camp. Ok maybe with the passage of time it's a bit of an anecdote between you - but at the time? Rolling round laughing? Nope.

I imagine the cacklers as being the sort who find a dutch oven hilarious..

How unlike the home life of our own dear Queen.

Oh God, not again, please.

Go away

Oh. It's a wind up? Even that's not funny! Should have realised at use of the word 'willy'!

Not sure why the last three think it's a wind up.
It genuinely did happen last night
Don't see the issue with word 'willy' either!

Oh my god, people need to lighten up. That is inherently funny

It really isn't.

Nope I'd have been really upset and concerned if I thought something had burned my partner.