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To laugh after burning DH's willy...

60 replies

ScrotesOnFire · 26/04/2016 13:54

As it says really Blush

I treated my DH to some lovehoney stuff - a vanilla massage oil and a male toy.

The massage went well, soooo, I lubed the toy up (as the instructions said!) and it all went a bit wrong!
First it was almost impossible to get on, then when we managed it, I asked how it was and his response was it's nice on the top but hurts on the bottom, then it all went hot and he ran off to rinse in the sink as it burnt him! Shock

Blush Blush

Offered regular sex instead but I was too busy rolling around laughing maybe it was the embarrassment so he rolled over in a bit of a huff while I said goodnight and went to sleep too still chortling

Was I bu?

It was very funny.....

OP posts:
Buzzardbird · 26/04/2016 14:30

Is it 'laugh when someone get injured during sex Tuesday?' I missed the e-mail. Grin

wonkylampshade · 26/04/2016 14:31

Yanbu, as long as he wasn't seriously hurt - there have been one or two conjugal mishaps in this house and we have a sense of humour about it too Smile.

wonkylampshade · 26/04/2016 14:32

bettyberry I can only imagine Shock

Valentine2 · 26/04/2016 14:34

If the situation was reversed, it would lead to divorce in this house joking
Are you sure you got the instructions right though? Better luck next time

pearlylum · 26/04/2016 14:40

Not funny at all.

And rather horrible. OH and I don't tend to laugh at each others injuries.

zofranks · 26/04/2016 14:46

oh holy shit I just choked on my popcorn and everyone at work now want to know what happened - I can't tell them I am net surfing instead of working - I remember burning my DH's willy after putting deep heat on him years ago, I thought I had washed properly but apparently not......

wonkylampshade · 26/04/2016 14:47

Oh crikey at some of the sanctimony on show here. Dear dear.

PlayNice · 26/04/2016 14:47

Oh my god, people need to lighten up. That is inherently funny, and I would expect to be laughed at in the same situation. (In fact, I have chilli-ed myself Down There before and people have laughed).

TheNaze73 · 26/04/2016 14:49

I'd have cracked up too.

I'm more intrigued with the offered regular sex instead What is that?

Original poster
ScrotesOnFire · 26/04/2016 14:51

Maybe 'regular' wasn't the best term to use.
I just meant sex minus toys and lube!

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FlyingElbows · 26/04/2016 14:52

Oh dear there's a lot of very serious buttoned up nighties in here. We'd have died laughing at the struggle to get the thing on. It sounds like some sort of injury is almost inevitable! Do lovehoney sell risk assessment forms?!

VestalVirgin · 26/04/2016 14:53

I am the first one to laugh if a man hurts his penis by doing stupid things like sticking it into a vacuum cleaner, but ... I don't know, it happening while using a standard sex toy that should not hurt is not quite so funny.

Can't judge you for laughing, could have been the shock, people laugh for all kinds of strange reasons, but I am a bit worried about those who write they'd laugh, too. Hmm

There are many men whose being in pain would trigger lots of schadenfreude in me, but I wouldn't let those anywhere near my bed. Wink

DreamingofItaly · 26/04/2016 14:54

Oh my God, my OH just bought one of those!!! Not tried it yet, but I shall heed the warning when we do. Got a we-vibe too...can be controlled from an app on your phone so it works for long distance fun too. I'm at work, so I won't find you the link, but google it...hours of fun!

SwearyKnickers · 26/04/2016 14:57

Dh and I both had a burning thing recently, it was after when we used baby wipes to clean up.

Avoid Morrisons own baby wipes Shock]

SwearyKnickers · 26/04/2016 14:58

Oh and fwiw we both laughed at each other. It's a bit of stinging. Not the same as someone injuring another person during sex and laughing at it

FirstWeTakeManhattan · 26/04/2016 15:02

Oh crikey at some of the sanctimony on show here. Dear dear

Oh my god, people need to lighten up. That is inherently funny

Seriously, we should all laugh at the same thing?

It's just not the kind of thing that makes me laugh. Nowt to do with sanctimony. It's to do with something actually being funny.

LIke I say, Mrs Brown's Boys.

flanjabelle · 26/04/2016 15:07

Oh dear op. You seem to have forgotten that life is always very serious, and you are not allowed to find inappropriate things funny. Ever.

I laughed my tits off when dp hurt his back last year. I don't know why it was funny, but it was and although he was in a great deal of pain he ended up laughing too. I had to pull the car over because we were both laughing so much. But no, we must never ever laugh at our loved ones injuries. K?

lorelei9here · 26/04/2016 15:13

flan "I laughed my tits off when dp hurt his back last year. I don't know why it was funny, but it was and although he was in a great deal of pain he ended up laughing too. I had to pull the car over because we were both laughing so much. But no, we must never ever laugh at our loved ones injuries. K?"

er, no. You remind me of a colleague who kept laughing at her husband when he broke his leg in two places.

one day she realised he had rung me - we were also mates - crying, and she got cross - and I was like, er, seriously? He's in tears and you think he will call you?

and then I laughed for a while. At her, I mean.

Oddly enough, she stopped being such an a-hole after that!

Fratelli · 26/04/2016 15:15

It's something dp and I may laugh at after. I wouldn’t be with him if he was the type to laugh if I was in pain during a sexual act. I wouldn't be with someone who didn't care about my well-being.

flanjabelle · 26/04/2016 15:18

Lorelai- just to put your mind at rest, it has done absolutely no damage to our relationship. He finds it fucking funny too. We were only talking about it yesterday as he hurt himself in the same place at work. Since the injury yesterday I have picked him up from work, cooked him dinner, ran a bath with muscle soak bubbles for him, put a voltarol patch on for him, got up at 6 and drove him into work (with toddler dd in tow), then drove home, then back to his work because he had forgotten his lunch and will be picking him up later. Funnily enough he knows I care and am here to help him when he needs me. However, I still found it really funny for a completely unknown reason when he hurt himself last year. But thanks for the roundabout way of calling me an asshole. Good job.

lorelei9here · 26/04/2016 15:20

Flan "However, I still found it really funny for a completely unknown reason when he hurt himself last year"

why??!! Why is it funny?

flanjabelle · 26/04/2016 15:24

I don't know! Hence the unknown reason! I have let him know he needs to leave me on your advice though. He was most upset, but you obviously know best. Smile

lorelei9here · 26/04/2016 15:29

Obvs Grin

frikadela01 · 26/04/2016 15:30

I would probably laugh. DP still pisses himself laughing at what he calls the "burning bush" incident involving him not washing his hands properly after chopping chillis and touching a certain part of my anatomy Blush. It's the tip of the sex incident iceberg in our house.

VenusRising · 26/04/2016 15:31

Don't you have a beaker by the side of your bed op......... he could have quenched it in there.....

Hoping for a viral thread eh?