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AIBU?

to have lost it and gone ape shit at his parents house?

280 replies

DryGob · 22/11/2015 19:25

His parents are the two most annoying people in the world. Yesterday we were there at their house. His mother constantly went on and on about sorting the carcass out, his father was attention seeking, coughing and spluttering good everywhere while we were trying to eat, the pair of them kept coming out with ridiculous stories that made them sound like twats, going on about how much money and jewellery they had and how spoilt she was by insisting that FIL and DH buy her new jewellery every Christmas and then to top it off - his father let DD outside after I'd specifically said she wasn't to go out but he opened the door in a cocky manner and let her out in the snow with no shoes on!!!! So I lost it, told MIL that she was the carcass, asked if they were so rich why is their house a disgusting grovel and told them that if they undermine me with dd again they'll be banned from unsupervised contact. Now, nobody (including dh) is talking to me.

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Catsize · 30/11/2015 22:53

I fear the OP may have been the carcass yesterday. Quite literally..

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AnyFucker · 30/11/2015 23:11

How unlike the homelife of our dear Queen

Or is it ? Grin

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Kajamite · 30/11/2015 23:26

This is the first time I've ever snorted with laughter at a thread on MN Grin

I just told DH he was the carcass but he just sighed and said 'aye I know.' Bit disappointing.

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looki · 01/12/2015 01:24

I've tears running down my face from laughing and i'm only at page 3.....

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looki · 01/12/2015 01:27

When posters say 'Def a Sharon"....what/who is/was Sharon?

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WhereTheFuckIsMyFuckingCoat · 01/12/2015 01:55

Not place marking at all, nope, not me!

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Pedestriana · 01/12/2015 10:01

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Enjolrass · 01/12/2015 10:53

Was really hoping the OP had come Sad

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Enjolrass · 01/12/2015 11:05

Whoops... I hoped the OP had come back Blush

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Teapot101 · 01/12/2015 14:15

Now from the Sharon thread read the T-rex thread. TENA lady needed.

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DoctorTwo · 01/12/2015 14:21

Oh my word, I'd almost forgotten what a gift that thread was.

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TheEmmaDilemma · 14/09/2016 18:49

I'm weeping again at Sharon.

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TheEmmaDilemma · 14/09/2016 18:50

Opps Zombie and wrong thread. Sorry!

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HillaryJones · 17/05/2017 16:34

This is one of my favourite ones @TheRealPooTroll of some one can link it on to your thread then delete my comment?

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FlySeat · 07/08/2017 15:49

Carcass Grin I bloody love Sharon

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MusicToMyEars800 · 07/08/2017 16:06

I had visions of a zombie MIL lurching round that grovel Grin yes but as a carcass bag of bones Grin
This thread is hilarious I aches from laughing, I am crying and my DD is getting very annoyed with me laughing and not understanding why Grin
You're the carcass---- the best insult and I shall be using it as much as possible Grin

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hoover1234 · 07/08/2017 17:28

Fuck whoever brought this zombie back is the best. Literally crying.
Next time DH pisses me off I'm calling him a carcass. Ultimate insult

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celerycat · 03/10/2020 23:33

Yanbu

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mario92 · 03/10/2020 23:46

?

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mario92 · 03/10/2020 23:49

This has given me a migraine

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GlummyMcGlummerson · 03/10/2020 23:54

Ah the carcass thread!! I've been looking for this Grin

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combatbarbie · 04/10/2020 00:03

I am giggling at this..... But how on earth has it been resurrected???

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alltoomuchrightnow · 04/10/2020 01:34

hehhe. When I was a kid my mum would say 'you great carcass' if annoyed with me..

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JennyTulwart · 08/05/2021 22:19

Shameless bump!! I love this thread! It always makes me laugh

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