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AIBU?

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to have lost it and gone ape shit at his parents house?

280 replies

DryGob · 22/11/2015 19:25

His parents are the two most annoying people in the world. Yesterday we were there at their house. His mother constantly went on and on about sorting the carcass out, his father was attention seeking, coughing and spluttering good everywhere while we were trying to eat, the pair of them kept coming out with ridiculous stories that made them sound like twats, going on about how much money and jewellery they had and how spoilt she was by insisting that FIL and DH buy her new jewellery every Christmas and then to top it off - his father let DD outside after I'd specifically said she wasn't to go out but he opened the door in a cocky manner and let her out in the snow with no shoes on!!!! So I lost it, told MIL that she was the carcass, asked if they were so rich why is their house a disgusting grovel and told them that if they undermine me with dd again they'll be banned from unsupervised contact. Now, nobody (including dh) is talking to me.

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Peaceloveandpartyrings · 23/11/2015 21:53

I read this thread hours ago but keep snorting and spluttering thinking about "I'm sparcarcass". So glad I've found it again.

FrancesOldhamKelsey · 23/11/2015 21:54

I want to bookmark this thread as an example of drip feeding.

"My in laws have poor table manners and talk in a vulgar way about jewellery. WIBU to scream incomprehensible abuse at them?"

"Oh and by the way they falsely reported me to SS for child abuse"

DurhamDurham · 23/11/2015 21:59

I've only read the first and last pages of this and I'm intrigued.......not enough to actually read it but it seems to be a sterling example of an AIBU Grin

paulapompom · 23/11/2015 22:37

Iv just browsed a random thread about a poster being (possibly too) aggressive. Another poster has just told her "op you're the carcass" Grin

Tapirs · 23/11/2015 22:38

Hmm. I don't think it is the best example of drip feeding. OP's been gone for some time now.

Probably off in a corner somewhere, gnawing on a carcass

FrancesOldhamKelsey · 23/11/2015 22:48

It was quite a rapid drip feed I grant you. The best ones wait for ten pages until they drop the killer detail.

Catsize · 23/11/2015 22:49

OP has definitely gone to France - Carcassgone.

MetallicBeige · 23/11/2015 22:55

Meanwhile over on Baby Names

If I like Carcassia what other names would I like?

Booyaka · 23/11/2015 22:56

I heard Vladimir Putin has launched a crackdown on Islamism in the North Carcass today. Maybe it was never Prince Phil and was Vlad all along?

Catsize · 23/11/2015 23:10

Metallic, how about Lollyeater? It's a modern name, dervived from 'Lolita'.

tibbawyrots · 24/11/2015 07:42

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Gowgirl · 24/11/2015 08:25

Definatley a Sharon post.....was it a goat carcass?

Blate tly place marking!

tictactoad · 24/11/2015 11:10

Car-cass posting at it's best Grin

MrsWembley · 24/11/2015 15:19
BeverlyGoldberg · 24/11/2015 15:33

Mrs Wembley, is your username from a 90s sit com where there was a man who used to say "just the one Mrs Wembley". If so I used to love it. Was it "On The Up"?

winewolfhowls · 24/11/2015 18:26

Op, are you on gravy?

EasterRobin · 24/11/2015 19:20

"One is not the carcuss." GrinGrinGrin

Indole · 24/11/2015 20:27

LOL at 'on gravy'! Grin

Enjolrass · 25/11/2015 06:26

I wonder if the OP is still in the dog house or if she sobered up and apologised

Pedestriana · 25/11/2015 14:08

Am I the only one wondering if Adam supplied the Fruit & Veg, maybe whistling a jaunty tune by Erasure?

MrsWembley · 25/11/2015 14:53

WinkBeverly

steff13 · 25/11/2015 14:59

I was at my niece's orchestra concert last night, and out of nowhere thought, "you're the carcass!" and it was all I could do to stifle my laughter. Carcass has replaced donkey as my go-to insult.

winewolfhowls · 26/11/2015 21:01

So...what happened next? I need closure

LagunaBubbles · 27/11/2015 10:40

OP has definitely gone to France - Carcassgone

Hahaha Grin

amysmummy12345 · 29/11/2015 08:02

Wonder if MILs getting the carcass ready for Sunday dinner this week? #awkward #passthegravy

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