Hate my neighbours. Fucking hate them.
Selfish, Selfish bastards. We live in an Edwardian terrace but they behave like they live in a detached in the middle of nowhere.
Impossibly loud bassy music at all times of the day, smoking weed in their house which filters through all the nooks and crannies into ours, slamming doors (even on the way in) at stupid o'clock (so loudly that our mantel trembles), parties before and after going out, parking like inconsiderate twats on a street that has hardly any parking spaces anyway. I could go on.
We kept our mouths shut before we had DC but after trying to calm our 4 week old baby being kept awake by them I'd just about had enough.
We had words. I wrote a note as I couldn't trust myself not to lose it with them after that. They pleaded innocence, didn't realise it was so loud etc etc. But still it continues. They do not give a shit. I have actually apologised in the past to them if DC ever disturbs them and we do try so hard to make as little noise as possible. Don't know why we bother. We are so miserable at times because of them.
I'm sitting here pissed off as my bath I was looking forward to all day has just been ruined by them blasting shit music through the walls.
Help me piss them off please.
We're moving soon (Yippee!) And I would dearly love to piss them off, a nice fuck you gesture.
Just to clarify, this is pure fantasy, I'm obviously too chicken to actually do it the much bigger person.