To be childish enough to find this funny?

[Pedestriana]

This is what happens when you're bored in the herbs & spices section of the supermarket. Not something I've done, but I'm very tempted!

I once made a complete show of myself whilst in a doctor's waiting room at 9 months pregnant. The screen beeped and a message popped up that read 'Mrs Peacock to see Dr Privates in room 4'. I started giggling like an idiot and couldn't stop. I'm very immature.

Spare a thought for the ladies of the Coventry University Netball Team...

I'm definitely going to play spice words! Last Christmas, when I was pregnant (bear with me, it's relevant!), we went to Homebase to buy fairy lights and found these bears. I sent a picture to my folks, saying "we didn't do this!" because we'd honestly found them like that. My mum texted back, saying "how did you end up with a baby, then?" .

I'd have smirked, as it's the type of thing I'd do. Without the twat swear word as I don't swear well hardly ever and would be too conscientious of small eyes seeing it. I'd have been writing poo or wee or something instead, lol.
As for the conveyor belt thing, I actually did that a couple of weeks ago with the divider in the hope I'd get a smirking mumsnetter and nod or something.
Instead I got someone just rudely putting it back 'the way it should be' and plonking her items down behind it. Pffft.

Our little local department store displays scarves, jewellery and bags on poseable dummy hands with fully articulated fingers. Every time we are in there DD age 14 will extend the middle finger upwards and fold the others towards the palm on at least one dummy hand. Yeah you get the picture. She never gets bored of it apparently

I'm so surprised no one else has mentioned humping bunny rabbits yet!
Find a toy shop that sells those little bunnies and puppies that wander around and then do backflips or whatever... Turn all the bunnies so they're balances don their front paws and their nose... Instead of wandering around they are now suddenly humping the air! Perfect!
(This works especially well in Harrods toy department where the little blighters are wandering around the shop floor with helium balloons tied to them.)

This thread has made me giggle, can't wait to go shopping...

My FIL was in the Cambridge University Naval Training Squadron but they refused to wear their military caps with the acronym on ....

New name-change. Right there ^^