How to get your thread on Yhe Mathew Wright Show!

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Just that really.
They seem to pilfer most of the topics for material for their show.
What thread should I start to guarantee my 15 minutes of fame?

The Mathew Wright Show (bl*y ipad)

Sex should do it, I imagine. Sex in strange places or with strange people?

I refer the honourable member to the thread started by Worra featuring a MN'ers husband and her back passage

You don't need to put bl*y

You can just put 'Matthew is a cunt'

Why do any actual research when you can just cobble a load of bollocks together for stuff you read online?

Mind you, if I could get paid for arsing around on Mumsnet all day.....

I was quoted on that show once. I was quite excited at the time as it's my best claim to fame but I can't remember what I said anymore.

What a fucking shit job Fuck that. I'd love to get paid to hang around on MN.

I mooch around MN all day and never have to deal with the muppet faced wanker.
Still a shit job in my book. It's the whole dealing with the 'rubber faced wanker' thing

I wonder who does the research?
Do you reckon MW himself ever reads the stuff on here?

Nah I doubt he can even read. Uneducated twat that he is

Yeah he reads it.
He totally googles himself every morning.
Probably whilst masturbating.

I've never watched his show. Don't even know what he does. Why is he so vilified on MN?

Because he's a cunt.
A talentless, rubber faced cunt.

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I was once quoted on the MW show

cannot for the life of me remember what about

I never heard of him until I read about him on here.

Still not sure who it is or even seen any show advertised anywhere.

Pag say what you mean, love. no need to sugar coat it.

I think I might go and get a degree in journalism just so I can be a researcher and read MN, and come up with "original" ideas for a TV show.

Would be ace.

Pagwatch

I think he's on here.

Do you think the actress who was going to wear jeans to her wedding was well connected?
3 threads not being enough so moving on to telling the MW audience also about wearing jeans for her wedding?

Correct me if I'm getting the wrong end of the stick here, but I get the feeling that Pag doesn't like Mr Wright that much?

Just a hunch.

Yeah. Sorry.

Someone start a 'Matthew Wright is a twat' thread and see if that makes it onto the show?

I've never watched the show. What topics have they spoken about from mn? And when they quote do they state the source or just steal all the best lines?

How about a thread saying you are going to not feed your children for a week or two to pay for a boob job.

But they don't mind because you've said they can both have one as soon as they are 12.

Salivating he will be.