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Friend sent me this. Bleurgh.

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Fugghetaboutit · 21/06/2015 19:50

My friend just sent this to me. How vile and misogynistic is this shit?! Even in jest I don't find this funny. And what's #9 about?

Friend sent me this. Bleurgh.
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frankie001 · 21/06/2015 19:51

Horrible.

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wankerchief · 21/06/2015 19:51

It's creepy.
Like the only woman good enough is mummy.

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SewSlapdash · 21/06/2015 19:52

Revolting.

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GlitzAndGigglesx · 21/06/2015 19:53

In other words "bow down to me or I'll make you go away". There's one for dads too about dating daughters

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Fugghetaboutit · 21/06/2015 19:53

I definitely won't be that kind of MIL.

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SunnyBaudelaire · 21/06/2015 19:53

just yuk, totally creepy and vile

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haveabreakhaveakitkat · 21/06/2015 19:53

Puke

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songbird · 21/06/2015 19:53

Ugh hate that shit!

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ReluctantCamper · 21/06/2015 19:54

Ick. could only be written by a woman who does not care about her son's happiness.

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ghostyslovesheep · 21/06/2015 19:54

I hate all that crap

send her this in return

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Losingmyreligion · 21/06/2015 19:55

That's just vile.

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anothermakesthree · 21/06/2015 19:55

#9, I'm reading that as 'I could get away with murder'!!?! Confused

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Fugghetaboutit · 21/06/2015 19:55

Are some women really that possessive of their sons? Weird. I can't wait to see my son getting on with his life and meeting new people. Our dcs are only toddlers so a long way to go before worrying about them being 'stolen' by whores...Confused

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GlitzAndGigglesx · 21/06/2015 19:56

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Friend sent me this. Bleurgh.
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Fugghetaboutit · 21/06/2015 19:56

I like that one ghostly and my dad was like that. Never said anything about not dating etc.

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whatever22 · 21/06/2015 19:56

It's a gender flipped version of an awful rules for dating my daughter thing.

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Fugghetaboutit · 21/06/2015 19:57

Urgh that's horrible too Glitz

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PHANTOMnamechanger · 21/06/2015 19:57

I've seen similar for dating daddys little princess. They are all naff.

Mind you, plenty of stories on here from DILs who appear to have MILs like that, and DHs who are either oblivious to mothers nasty controlling side, or too scared of her to stand up for their DPs

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ToadsJustFellFromTheSky · 21/06/2015 19:57

Is it not a parody of this?

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ToadsJustFellFromTheSky · 21/06/2015 19:57

x posted

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DrElizabethPlimpton · 21/06/2015 19:59

Who are these people? Hmm

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Peacheykeen · 21/06/2015 19:59

Very naff indeed. I actually cringed reading it

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Eigg · 21/06/2015 19:59

I have a DD and a DS.

If anyone showed that to my DD in future years I'd tell her to run for the hills.

From the point if view of potentially being a MIL - I think my DS is pretty fantastic, I'm doing my best to bring him up well. On that basis I have no doubt he'll pick someone wonderful that I'll be proud to call my DIL.

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workhouse · 21/06/2015 20:01

Horrid isn't it. Makes out the son to be a spineless idiot, with no mind of his own.

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DixieNormas · 21/06/2015 20:02

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