Friend sent me this. Bleurgh.

[Fugghetaboutit]

My friend just sent this to me. How vile and misogynistic is this shit?! Even in jest I don't find this funny. And what's #9 about?

[SoleSource]

Probably created as a joke!

[GlitzAndGigglesx]

I just re-read it and can't help but think why would you be going through your sons messages anyway? Especially to his partner

[MrsGentlyBenevolent]

I've seen glitz one before, has led to many a smart ass commen about the last line - the dad coming around and having long nights of mind blowing sex with said boyfriend . They're all ridiculous though, usually by parents who initially had the 'share if you are proud of your son/daughter'. No, because obviously I think my child is awful, so I won't share .

[RubbishRobotFromTheDawnOfTime]

It's not a parody. It's just another shitty version of the original shitty thing upthread.

Very depressing that lots of people seem to think it's funny and clever.

[Fugghetaboutit]

I was very at my friend sending it, but we are quite different I guess.

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Ugh they are both awful. I like the Feminist Dad none though.

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

*one not none

[plutonimum]

ghostyslovesheep, that is wonderful! I'm not going to climb out of the computer for this, as I'm sure that's against most sensible people's Rules (!), but please let me just kiss your feet!

[Starbrite00]

Its a bit "bates motel"

[AudiR8]

I'm watching 'Monster in law' at the moment, sounds like the person who wrote these have very similar characteristics with the DM in that film.

Very strange and I have 2 DS'.

[CrystalHaze]

I find these type of things very useful - the sharing/liking of them provides a handy shortcut to discovering who, of your FB 'friends', is disappointingly moronic, thus allowing you to disregard any of their future opinions on anything else.

[AdventureBe]

Surely the whole point is you're supposed to think the writer is unhinged?

[FranBrodie]

I think I met a mum like this recently

[WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant]

Rules for dating any of my kids...
Treat them how you would like to be treated yourself.
Most other things are U.
Your mate is BVVVU

[RubbishRobotFromTheDawnOfTime]

I honestly couldn't be good friends with somebody who felt anything other than revulsion at those lists.

[mrsfuzzy]

flame me but they sound american, 'daddys princess'... whoever came up with that shite needs shooting too

[fastdaytears]

ghosty I love that. Parents who think it's ok to control their kids' dating lives are proper PROPER creepy

[Fugghetaboutit]

Crystal quite true! FB is eye-opening

[BestZebbie]

....I really liked your 'rules for dating my daughter' sign but then I gender flipped it and it is suddenly rather chilling then! :/ I guess that would be because it stops being feminist and starts being super patriarchal at that point, despite discussing the exact same rights for the young person involved.

Rules for dating my son:

1. I don't make the rules
   

2. You don't make the rules
3. He makes the rules
4. His body, his rules.

[ghostyslovesheep]

no foot kissing needed I will accept wine though

[CoffeeAndBiscuitsPlease]

I saw this on facebook the other week and I just thought "MIL from hell!" crazy and possesive

[fastdaytears]

BestZebbie I don't find that chilling. If a boy doesn't want to get it on then he says no and it's his body and what he says goes. I don't think it's meant to mean that the daughter/son involved can make decisions about anyone else's bodies.

[plutonimum]

[Stopandlook]

Sorry, I laughed... In disbelief though!

[Aeroflotgirl]

They are nasty and creepy.