"I'm not eating salad"
The only people I've ever known to say that are ugly, obese and aged very badly. Always makes me chuckle
Ouch! I can't stand salad. I am young looking for my age. I am a petite size 10 and ugly? well, average I would say, but not ugly.
I am also pretty sure that skipping meals, even breakfast is no longer looked down on any more like it was once was.
I'm not doing well here as I hate salad and only eat one meal a day most days 
Thankfully, I do not wear matching underwear to keep my husband. I am lucky if my socks match.