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To think I've just got the best name-change ever!

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MissTriggs · 06/05/2015 20:16

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Morelikeguidelines · 06/05/2015 20:22

The best name ever on here was Wednesbury.

Icimoi · 06/05/2015 20:31

Is that from the cartoon?

lougle · 06/05/2015 20:42

I loved eleanorhandcart and wished I thought of it.

SirChenjin · 06/05/2015 20:46

That's from the cartoon, right?

MissMuesli · 06/05/2015 21:29

There is a poster on here called TheWitTank, which makes me happy!

NoArmaniNoPunani · 06/05/2015 21:30

UterusUterusGhali will always be my favourite

MissTriggs · 07/05/2015 08:00

Yes the cartoon

I don't get eleanorhandcart ot thewithank.

Am thick, please help!

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BabyNeedsChocolate · 07/05/2015 08:09

EleanorHandcart - hell in a handcart. Think wit tank might be a Spoonerism (where you swap the initial consonant(s) in a pair of words), but not sure...

happygirl87 · 07/05/2015 08:11

I always liked UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea

MissTriggs · 07/05/2015 08:11

Oh.......

Need more coffee.

Still think Miss Triggs is kind of like the ultimate mumsnet name. Will link to cartoon.

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MissMuesli · 07/05/2015 19:03

The wit tank

which is quite a good name anyway but my brain changes it to

the tit wank

Not sure if that's the posters intention but I do find it funny!

NorksAreMessy · 07/05/2015 19:12

The best EVER MN NN is "at your cervix"

She is a midwife

catgirl1976 · 07/05/2015 19:14

I was just about to say AtYourCervix, but Norks has beaten me to it :0

LadyTmalia · 07/05/2015 19:15

I like EatShitDerrick, I love it and have been known to utter it under my breath when someone annoys me. :D

Disclaimer - not me :) just in case i bring disrepute to the name.

LadyTmalia · 07/05/2015 19:17

EatShitDerek even, I dont know whats wrong with me today /sigh

WhoNickedMyName · 07/05/2015 19:21

I came on to say AtYourCervix too.

I also love the Alpaca names, there are a few of them now.

Ohfourfoxache · 07/05/2015 19:30

I'm rather fond of MrsThePoint

littleflick · 07/05/2015 19:36

Why is MissTriggs a good name? It's very run-of-the-mill to me.

Primadonnagirl · 07/05/2015 19:40

I don't understand MissTriggs??

DuckChowMein · 07/05/2015 19:45

I like AnyFucker.

GERTI · 07/05/2015 20:19

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MissTriggs · 07/05/2015 20:34

Because mumsnet is a place where women are heard.

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MissTriggs · 07/05/2015 20:35

And acknowledged....

Though AtYourCervix is very funny.

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PlantCurtain · 07/05/2015 20:36

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wigglylines · 07/05/2015 20:39

I like my old name, motherofallhangovers.

But as I rarely get a chance to drink these days I felt it wasn't very apt!

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