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To think I've just got the best name-change ever!

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MissTriggs · 06/05/2015 20:16

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Shente · 07/05/2015 20:44

Agree with the majority here that the best and most memorable names are the ones with puns. I love Suepurblybilt and Worraliberty. I also think if you have to start a thread about it to get your user name noticed you'll never really find out if it is great. I never will as I have no imagination but you know your username is a winner when a poster in a completely random thread tells you that btw they love your username!

littleflick · 07/05/2015 20:46

Miss Triggs is a very average username. Fancy starting a thread about it!

fearandloathinginambridge · 07/05/2015 20:53

I have no idea why but the name DirtyBadger always tickles me. I also like MandatoryMongoose.

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere · 07/05/2015 20:56

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LadyDeirdreWaggon · 07/05/2015 20:57

SirChenjin is my favourite. I often stop and have a snigger before actually reading her posts.

tethersend · 07/05/2015 20:58

I liked Usernametaken.

Also JoyceDivision.

PennilynLott · 07/05/2015 20:59

Lady Catherine de turd

ScrambledSmegs · 07/05/2015 21:01

YippeeKiYayMakkaPakka always tickled me. The perfect mashup of In the Night Garden and Die Hard.

SirChenjin · 07/05/2015 21:05

Lady - is that because you know my actual post is guaranteed to be utter drivel? Blush Grin

AtomicDog · 07/05/2015 21:07

The puntastic names are the best ones!

SheihkYerbouti
EleanorHandcart
SirChenjin
SuePurblybuilt
AtYourCervix
MadameOvary

ThatIsNachoCheese · 07/05/2015 21:11

I have an unusual obsession with cheese jokes.
My favourite ever is UterusUterusGhali!

MissyMistress402 · 07/05/2015 21:12

My fave name change was one of my own. SecretCervix :)

FarFromAnyRoad · 07/05/2015 21:13

I love 'FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse' although I have no idea what it means - it's brilliant!
And UterusUterusGhali - also brilliant

Chippednailvarnish · 07/05/2015 21:14

Alexreidslonelybraincell

Classic!

LividofLondinium · 07/05/2015 21:18

I loved the Yoni ones when Brian from Hull(?) started a thread about his yoni massage business Grin
Yoni Mitchell
OnlyTheYoni

BigRedBall · 07/05/2015 21:19

Wasn't there an ObamaSelf? Thats funny.

ThatIsNachoCheese · 07/05/2015 21:32

I emailed someone called Toni at work the other day but managed to type Yoni instead.
I spent a good five minutes giggling to myself about it.

NoYouFuckingHavent · 07/05/2015 21:47

I have!

Original poster
MissTriggs · 07/05/2015 21:58

LOL.

Ooh, I'm being silenced, just as Miss Triggs always is. I must alert Mary Beard.

You must be men (who are too lazy to google the cartoon).

Average used name indeed!

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BastardGoDarkly · 07/05/2015 22:14

Eh?

pandapens · 08/05/2015 00:18

Can't help but like TitsalinaBumsquash

Mypubesarestraight · 08/05/2015 00:23

I quite like mine. Mainly because it's true... Blush

MangoJuggler · 08/05/2015 01:30

Sorry Miss, I don't have my finger on the pulse, no idea of current tropes, not anywhere near a zeitgeist thus the utter cleverness of your chosen name is sadly wasted, and you are casting your pearls before swine

DragonWithAGirlTattoo · 08/05/2015 02:14

I'm quite happy with mine...

Sparklingbrook · 08/05/2015 06:50

I have never heard of it.