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To think I've just got the best name-change ever!

80 replies

MissTriggs · 06/05/2015 20:16

OP posts:
BikeRunSki · 08/05/2015 06:52

Yep, AtYourCervix.

SpinDoctorOfAethelred · 08/05/2015 09:51

Well, I known the cartoon, and I think it's a great name.

MangoJuggler

Sorry Miss, I don't have my finger on the pulse, no idea of current tropes, not anywhere near a zeitgeist thus the utter cleverness of your chosen name is sadly wasted, and you are casting your pearls before swine

I'll remind myself not to ask you what's in the charts this week, then?
P.S. I decided to check when that cartoon was drawn, just because of you post. Turns out it was published by Punch in 1988. I was far too young to read read Punch at that point, so I've obviously come across it since. Wink

hashbrownnofilter · 08/05/2015 11:00

I like it but not as much as koalafications. I love rolling that around out loud!

helenahandbag · 08/05/2015 11:06

I had to go for my username because "helenahandcart" (after Chandler's dad's Vegas stage name) was taken. I felt very hard done by Grin

SmellsLikeSurgicalSpirit · 08/05/2015 12:26

I know the cartoon "That's an excellent point, Miss Triggs. Perhaps one of the men present would like to make it?" - that one, yes?

But I am old, as the comedic value of my username shows.

MissTriggs · 08/05/2015 13:49

Yes.

Koalafications :)

Mary Beard has been writing about the " Miss Triggs problem" in the last couple of years. And you can't get more zeitgeist than Mary Beard.

OP posts:
SirChenjin · 08/05/2015 14:14

Well, why didn't you say so earlier? This confirms it - you do have the best name change ever.

MissTriggs · 08/05/2015 16:33

:).

:)

:)

OP posts:
Whatisaweekend · 08/05/2015 16:49

My favourites are:
ExitPersuedbyabear
Othehugemanatee
TitsalinaBumsquash
Sheikhyerbouti

YorkieButtonsizeMen · 08/05/2015 16:59

Manatee has been my favourite for years. [adoring]

Claybury · 08/05/2015 17:07

Walked past a pregnancy shop / midwifery service in Brooklyn NY a while back named At Your Cervix. It's a great name.

OnlyTheDepthVaries · 08/05/2015 18:15

Mu user name sums up my current state perfectly!

CatchIt · 08/05/2015 22:57

At Your Cervix, EatShitDerek and AnyFucker are my current faves that I can remember

Some are so witty I'm quite envious. I don't understand Miss Triggs though I'm afraid.

UnoPan · 08/05/2015 23:13

Atyourcervix is the very best name eva Excepting no-one. I don't think she is a midwife or anything to do with down-there issues though...
AF is just crude. And her posts are even worse...

Nibledbyducks · 08/05/2015 23:31

My all time favourites are
Bupcakesandcunting
Cumberdickbendybatch :)

Littlefluffyclouds81 · 08/05/2015 23:50

I particularly liked hairyarea.

You have to say it out loud to get the full effect though.

trashcanjunkie · 09/05/2015 01:17

My name is the best I'm afraid. Sorry to disappoint you all Grin

uglyswan · 09/05/2015 01:24

That's an excellent name, MissTriggs. I'm glad you suggested it.

glittertits · 09/05/2015 01:25

I always like it when names have good stories behind them. AtYourCervix is incredibly funny when you know she is a midwife.

Sadly my name story is boring. I had come back from a boozy, undignified night in, during which my friend had dug out some old 90s body glitter and smeared our tits with it. Was very funny to my simple mind at 5 drinks in.

DollopTheTrollop · 09/05/2015 01:31

AtYourCervix is the best ever. Fact.

OopNorth · 09/05/2015 01:53

SerChengen (sorry for misspelling). Best name EVER

OopNorth · 09/05/2015 01:55

Sorry didn't RTFT and now I see lots of people said the same, but spelt properly!

LadyTmalia · 09/05/2015 14:43

OMG I have only just got SirChenJin, I was thinking Sir Chenjin? whats that about?
But I get it now and Its good :)

SirChenjin · 09/05/2015 14:48

Thank you! Smile

Blue2014 · 09/05/2015 15:24

Sir ..I want to get it so much, and I am trying but I don't get it ... Help me out ??