To wish that fireman Sam would...

[slithytove]

NOT rescue bloody Norman price. Just once is all it will take

Any characters you would happily kill off?

Yes, thanks MagelanicClouds and MNpostingbot - you bring the spit and I'll start digging the pit for the charcoal...

Strangely, Bing leaves me unmoved (even after the umpteenth-thousand repeat), but one giggle from Justin does my head in......