To wish that fireman Sam would...

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NOT rescue bloody Norman price. Just once is all it will take

Any characters you would happily kill off?

I'm not one for wanting 'Like' buttons on MN, but ^^ that would have got a 'Like' (and a high five to the fire crew) from me.

Fireman Sam has to rescue Norman. He shagged Dylis after a whiskey fuelled bender and norman is the result. He can't murder his own son. Also, Bronwyn is having it off with Tom Thomas behind Charlie's back.

Bronwyn isn't having an affair with Tom Thomas. He's quite clearly having a relationship with Moose the Canadian tree climber.

Mike the knight.

How has he not been nominated yet?

mum maybe both? Definite possibility.

Elphaba, it was lovely, he so joined in with the spirit of it and the children were so excited.

Yes I suppose he could be bisexual.

In answer to your op, I'd 2nd a pp's suggestion of Ruby from Max & Ruby, with her annoyingly shrill voice and the condescending, controlling way in which she talks down to Max.

Can Elvis forget to rescue Norman then? That way it's not Sam killing off his love child.

Dilys can go too. And Peter and the girl twin.

Lovely story granny, DS is obsessed with fireman Sam 'Ham!' at the moment, and we walk past our local fire station to get to the library, so I might try that!

this one is slightly more vintage, but I would happily throw scrappy doo out of a high rise window

Dilys in the original stop motion ones is great. there's a bit of sauce between her and Trevor.

I would happily see James and Sarah never rescued from the wishing well.

Bing. He really annoys me, to an unnatural level.

Also lets throw in Max and Ruby, Nuzzle and Scratch, and all of balamory.

I agree, the older episodes were much much better. Far less characters to start with. Dilys was always a bit pissed and flirting with poor Trevor.

Sarah's squeaky voice, especially when she's upset...

James and Sarah, that's who I meant who's Peter

Oh god I remember me too !and granny what's her name yep I would be happy for riveseafingle to be wiped out in cfreak accident I can't stand Mr tumble either and something sodding special I find him annoying and patronising. BTW my son is disabled and goes to a special school and is non verbal .

Mike the Knight. And Tree Fu Tom for that matter.

In the Night Garden creeps me out but ds loves it.

I'm currently in Peppa Pig hell

Whatever the heck those things in waybuloo are.
They need to die.

Kate from that awful "Kate and Mim Mim"

Grandpa in my pocket is an absolute fucking shitty bastard.
I would step on him if he was tiny and running around my house.

Gwen from dinopaws.
I know! I know!
No you don't. Hurry up and go extinct already. Deady-most.

Josie fucking jump off a cliff

I'd quite happily lose Bing to a blender incident and Zingzilla island could sink and is be pretty happy about it.

Aunt Polly with her ridiculous "Mr Tumbyule". I have a 3yo who will often inform me that he wants "lots and lots and lots of cakes" with exactly the same intonation.

Yes Yes to the irritating little shite that was Scrappy Do.

Mrs Rabbit - the bloody martyr who needs to ditch a few jobs and GET A LIFE (oh the irony).

Another vote too for Dilys the daft bint and her brat Norman - even DS at 2.5 is getting bored with his repetitive antics. He'd surely be asbo'd into a youth offenders centre by now....

I'd happily tear into a bottle wine with Nanny Plum and I reckon King and Queen Thistle are swingers. The Marigolds most certainly are.