To wish that fireman Sam would...

[slithytove]

NOT rescue bloody Norman price. Just once is all it will take

Any characters you would happily kill off?

Yes those dino-most things are awful. Lol at deady-most.

also all of the thomas engines the spiteful, egotistical, Moany feckers

Leave peppa alone though, i love brian blessed's character.

Yes. It doesn't seem to be the Done Thing to admit a liking for The Pig on MN but I actually find it quite charming and one of the few children's programmes since Sesame Street that's cracked entertaining the sprogs while also giving a nudge-wink to the parents (I'm thinking of the episode based on the old crossing the river riddle in particular, but also the cameos from Brian Blessed, Alexander Armstrong etc).

Deady-most

Why just the sister on Grandpa in my pocket, I would get rid of the entire cast.

So if Sam is in the frame for knocking up Dilys then the twins are Norman's cousins and Mandyis the only non related child in Pontypandy?
I always thought Moose and Penny
would be really good together.

nitty he didn't get that hair from his mother is all I'm saying

Poor Flop. He must have done something very bad in a previous life to have ended up with Bing. There's something intensely long-suffering about his tone. As if he's been trapped in that house for centuries with Bunny Bing, and no chance of escape.

YANBU, but I'd also leave James and Sarah to perish with him.

Sarah and Duck a l'orange

If someone could set fire to the entire set of Grandpa in my Pocket I'd give them a high five.

And dirtgirl. Please bury her in one of her holes.

I'm in total agreement, there are so many fireman sam episodes where if Sam & co arrived just a little bit later, Norman wouldn't have made it, not a bad thing imho.
Agree totally with pp re Justin/ Mr tumble, he seems to be everywhere, we started recording night sky programme on bbc ahead of the eclipse, it was really nice and interesting then a few episodes in, up pops Justin, absolute no need to have him there when nice bbc Chris and very clever professor Maggie were there, seemed a shame and ruined my enjoyment of the programme (think I've written this in points of view style voice! Irritated of surrey)

I'm in Thomas the tank whine hell over here. So I would like to nominate Thomas and James consigned to the scrapyard please!

Are the twins related to Sam then?
It would make sense, Mandy is the only well behaved child in pontypandy

Irritating the shit out of people. It's a Bing thing.

(Flop can stay though, as long as he promises to keep talking to me 24/7).

All of the Dinopaws.

Whatever that thing is that calls crayongs 'Squiggle Sticks'. Oh, and the 'I am a Square', 'I am a Circle' line dancing shapes. I get all stabby over that show.

Dora.

'nuff said.

The twins are Sam's niece and nephew, Slithy. The fisherman chap (their dad, whatever his name is) is Sam's brother.

Yy to dirtgirl. Her voice is like nails on a blackboard. And Lala. And her entire big loud band. I detest them. Unsurprisingly ds loves them

Bing, the moronic oversized rabbit.

That WAS an adventure Abney, wasn't it? Abney?
Abney, I can't find Toby-Dog.

End credits of Toby-Dog being forced to eat his own acordian while Abney and Teal are slow cooked in a vat of porridge by Neap.

We used to watch a lot of Shaun the Sheep. He won't watch it now. I miss those days.
[eyelid twitch]

Does NO-ONE but me want to spit-roast Mr Tumble.....

what I'd give to see a rabid Swiper eat Dora

Bikket, do you mean spitroast in the traditional cooking sense?

If so yes I'll join you.

I've got some spare BBQ coal and an extra long kebab skewer if they're any use Bikket!

It's been a while now since I had to endure them, but Billy and BamBam and Hippa Hippa Hey from Baby TV can all FOTTFSOFTFOSM

Completely agree that Norman is Sam's love child.

That blasted, very rude squirrel from babytv too who is always accusing his friends of stealing stuff