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Original poster

To ask, whom would you like to send to Mars?

79 replies

DrSeuss · 17/02/2015 20:15

Following on from the why, here's the whom!
I nominate
My ex boss. The original self made man who worships his creator.
Nigel Farage
Katie Hopkins.

OP posts:
Tsoukalosy · 17/02/2015 20:17

Are you kay burley? She kept asking this today

Original poster
DrSeuss · 17/02/2015 20:19

Nope. A bored mum of two who lacks the energy to make the kids turn off Tiny Pop so I can watch something.

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Weelass83 · 17/02/2015 20:19

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Tsoukalosy · 17/02/2015 20:47

Grin. All the stupid people

dougierose · 17/02/2015 21:07

Yes, two, no four former bosses completely deserve to be blasted into space.

Is this post about who we want to get rid of, or who we would like to watch on the Mars realilty show and relish their utter misery and impending doom, ie George Osborne in a spaceship full of the great unwashed?

GoringBit · 17/02/2015 21:09

Stephen Fry.

Transporter · 17/02/2015 21:33

I thought of Kay Burley before I opened the thread Shock

I'm not sure if MNHQ will like this thread but here goes - just sticking to cleb/UK types.

Kay Burley
Katie Hopkins
Russell brand
Frankie Boyle
The Royal family

kinkyfuckery · 17/02/2015 21:35

Ex-h, definitely! Life would be much more settled if he just fucked the fuck off and didn't come back!

fattymcfatfat · 17/02/2015 21:41

my ex aswell, and the rest of his fucktard family that pretend to be so effin great then end up.in prison! (and apparently im the bad one )

vestandknickers · 17/02/2015 21:45

I'd like to send Russell Brand, Richard Littlejohn, Nigel Farage and Amanda Holden please.

MrsSippy · 17/02/2015 21:45

Next-door-but-one neighbour
My dentist
One of my colleagues
My arrogant, closed-minded BIL
My stupid, fucktard Nephew
The bloke who lives behind me somewhere who has a jackhammer and has been using it non-stop every fucking day for fucking WEEKS!!!!!!!!

snowaccidentprone · 17/02/2015 21:55

Eric Pickles

FreudiansSlipper · 17/02/2015 21:58

Nigel Farage
Jeremy Clarkson

championnibbler · 17/02/2015 21:59

All of Isis.

LineRunner · 17/02/2015 22:00

According to another thread on MN, I think I'm guaranteed a seat.

PureMorning · 17/02/2015 22:04

Danny dyer
Vince vaughn
Jeremy kyle
Miranda
Michael gove
Shiny ham face cameron
Katie hopkins
Keira knightly
Russel brand
Ruby wax
Channing tatum

My list is looong

bensam · 17/02/2015 22:06

Terrorists, child molesters, animal abusers, evil human beings and so on...what a nicer world it would be!

GandalfsOtherHat · 17/02/2015 22:08

Diane Abbot
Nigel Farage
Ed Balls
MIL
I can cook katie
Nisha and her pandas

woowoo22 · 17/02/2015 22:10

Whom?? Surely who? AmIright?

Tizwailor · 17/02/2015 22:18

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YouTheCat · 17/02/2015 22:21

Esther McVey
Gideon
Cameron
Gove
IDS
Hague
Farage
Pickles

mrspremise · 17/02/2015 22:25

Michael Flatley Angry

All of Loose Women Angry

Farage and all his numpties Angry
The shouty twat from the Gladstone&Brooks advert Angry

SaucyJack · 17/02/2015 22:37

Michael Buble
Robbie Williams
Taylor Swift
Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Twatsford.

With any luck the ship would blow up on the way.

YouTheCat · 17/02/2015 22:40

And that Bieber atrocity.

MetallicBeige · 17/02/2015 22:41

Peder Andre, he can turn the red planet orange.

MyKleen Ass, she'd still manage to arrange to be popped via computer monitor or something. Likewise the Kardashians - what are they for?

Call me Dave and his chums.

The Royals, but especially the really useless ones like Beatrice and Eugenie.