To ask, whom would you like to send to Mars?

[DrSeuss]

Following on from the why, here's the whom!
I nominate
My ex boss. The original self made man who worships his creator.
Nigel Farage
Katie Hopkins.

Yeah, Keira can stay. I have no real beef with her.

Kelly Brook can take her over stretched gym wear and fuck off in her place instead.

ISIS. Really wish they would just fuck right off!

Mars is the new Australia

Well, Farage, obviously.

Cameron too. And George Slimeball Osborne.

IS.

The Saudi royal family.

Boris Johnson.

Ricky Gervais.

I know there's more. I'll probably be back.

David Cameron, Gideon, Nigel Farage.

Giles Coren.

Peppa Pig, Mummy Pig, Suzy Sheep. George and Daddy Pig can stay at home and enjoy a peaceful Peppa-free life.

Passive aggressive twat colleague.

Yy Saucy Kelly Brook can go.
I am sending Lorraine Kelly too, she can waffle on falsely about how everything is "great" and "fabulous" and "Mars looks brilliant" "good good" to her hearts content.

Burley
Clarkson
Cameron
Gove
Alexander Armstrong
The Beckhams
Farage
All reality tv type people

Esther McVey
Gideon
Cameron
Gove
IDS
Hague
Farage
Pickles
Shapps
Hunt
May
Clegg
Alexander

People who say "fucktard'
Nigel Farage
IDS
Katie Hopkins
one of my colleagues
racists
other bigots
the entire staff.of the Daily Mail

Yes all of ISIS. Bye bye

Justin Bieber
Kim k.
My previous employer and the majority of the staff.
Mysoginists
Religious people who believe their religion should make the laws.

Alexander Armstrong

I'm putting in a request for him to stay. I'm quite fond of him. this fondness is based on liking Armstrong & Miller a hundred years ago; I've never seen Pointless or anything else he may be doing these days.

How many people could it hold though? Mars I mean.

Not sure it's big enough for my 'shit list'

Who is collating the data on a spreadsheet?

Stampy Longnose and friends.

Several ex bosses.
Next door neighbours.
Oh, yes and their bloody dog.

This expedition is gonna need a leader at the rate it's growing.

Prof. Brian Cox is the obvious choice.

Anyone that uses the word 'fucktard'.

It's a horrible word.

Whom is correct.

Q. Whom?
goes with...
A. Him/her.
Whom would you send to Mars? I would like to send him.

Q. Who?
goes with...
A. He/she.
Who else is going to Mars? He is.

and for completeness...

Q. Whose?
goes with...
A. His/hers.
Whose spaceship are going on? We are going on her spaceship.

My list would be too long.

Name drop alert

tooextraimmature I've had lunch with Giles Coren and, superficially he's very charming, but he is hyperactive, couldn't sit in the same chair for 10 mins, got bored of me and called the lunch to an abrupt halt. So he wouldn't be a good passenger as he'd want to turn the spaceship rouns halfway.

I'd send Sally Bercow and Simon Cowell.

Gosh, how rude of him, Dougie! I hope you did the good old 'Did you mean to be so rude?'

Piers fucking Morgan can fuck off to Mars and fucking stay there and be eaten when the food runs out.

Katie Price too

Forgot to add Tony Bliar, the fucking shithead