To ask, whom would you like to send to Mars?

[DrSeuss]

Following on from the why, here's the whom!
I nominate
My ex boss. The original self made man who worships his creator.
Nigel Farage
Katie Hopkins.

*papped

Oh God that Gladstone Brooks test so is shouty isn't he. Gives me the piss-boiling rage. So he can go.
Fiona Philips and her postcode lottery - load her up
The weird undressy half head from those new bingo adverts
Michael bleeding Parkinson and his over 50's plan
Kay Burley and her teeth
David Cameron and his stupid little mouth
Ed Milliband and his hair
Ed Balls and his ghastly squeaky wife
I should probably stop now!

But what if the mission is a success? And they all breed and that is the future of the human race

What a terrifying thought crow. Imagine being invaded by a race of indestructible plastic KardashiAndres.

Camerbands

The IT department at work
Katie Price
All the Kardashians
Liz Jones
The cast of TOWIE

Oh wow, an indestructible breed of orange plastics with small mouths and big teeth selling inappropriate insurance.

The Future on Mars is bright- it's orange

God what was awful film with Arnie and Sharon Stone and the bulging eyes?

Total Recall Line and surely you mean "what was that modern classic..."

Yes, sorry, What was that marvellous science fiction masterpiece set on the red planet starring two of the finest actors known to humanity?

(Actually I love Arnie in Terminator) (and Predator)

Total Recall is a guilty pleasure of mine (it's on every week), that and Con Air, I love Con Air.

Why wouldn't you love Con Air?

It's got to be one of the top two films of all time.

Well, it's Total Recall and it was redone quite recently starring an equally fine pair of actors called Colin Farrell (not Firth! although he comes up as a google choice) and Kate Beckinsale
Method acting at its very best.

OOO don't touch the bunny Saucy

Stephen Fry and Piers Morgan.

Miliband. It would be a kindness to send him home.

OP apologies for that slight thread detour

If you promise they don't get there & breed, I'd send:
David Cameron
Michael Gove (long memory here)
All of Loose Women
Rebecca Brooks, she can sit next to Piers Moron

but I'd rescue Swifty.

Con Air is awesome.

grovel that is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Thank you.

I was a bit surprised when I googled the real life US prisoner planes and they looked... Just like normal passenger planes. In my gullibleness I had expected Con Air style planes all steel and cages and industrial. Bit underwhelming really.

If you're keeping Swifty, then I'm keeping Danny Dyer.

He has the makings of a damn fine individual from where I'm sat.

Aww poor Kiera Knightley can't go. I don't really rate her acting but she seems inoffensive and nice enough, can I keep her?

Kanye West and his ginormous arsed wife ego.