To be irrationally afraid of getting a billy?

[AmarettoSour]

I hope know that there's no chance of it happening here but I still find myself panicking when I get an itch is it just me?!

Billy bookcase?

What do you mean?

I also thought billy bookcase. No idea other than that!

A goat?

And yes YABU to be worried about getting a billy bookcase, they are extremely versatile

A goat? Why would that make you itchy? marking place

Is billy a typo?!

Do you think someone is going to give you a goat ?

Willy?

I thought it was a typo and OP meant willy

A tombu demon spawn fly?

It was the name given to a parasitic grub living in a MNetter's dh's leg. Fascinatingly hilarious thread it was.

Do you mean the parasitic bug that an MNer recently posted about?

Just iron everything Ammarretto

Everything

That'll Kill Bill

Should we bump it for people who haven't endulged in the Billy-Love?

Me too! I had a random spot on my upper arm and actually asked DH if it could be one.

ARe you in Oz? A billycan?

No, YANBU. I keep visualising something horrible burrowing away under my flesh! Don't worry, unless you have a lump which grows to the size of a grape. In which case it is VITALLY important that you post a pic on here.

A thread about a thread! I see....

Is this a sporning thing - please can somebody tell me what sporning actually means?

I've started ironing

The 'Billy' thread has now been moved to classics!

Were there pictures posted on the other thread in the end?

Is that you Janet?

Yeah I'd also like to know where the word "sporn" came from. Something and porn. But what?