To think two slices of toast is standard?

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Been in bed most of the day with awful PGP. Struggling to move.

35 weeks pregnant.

Text DH to request some toast and he brought up one measly slice. He is now huffing around because I had the audacity to ask for a second slice.

Surely, when making toast, two slices is the norm unless a different number of slices is specifically requested from the outset?

He are the other piece.......

*ate!

One is measly. Two is normal.

Definitely 2 needed! It's his own silly fault

2 slices is not just standard, it is law.
One with marmite and one with jam.
LTB

Two is the both the norm and the correct number (minimum).

Why even bother with one?

Definitely two. Otherwise you're just starting to enjoy it and then it's over.

Hmmmm.

Mmmm

Well I'd prefer one at a time. Not two together as the other one would get cold.

So he should know that. And I bet he does, hence only giving you one.

LTB.

Thats outrageous

What was he thinking really?

Two is normal. What's the point of one?

PGP?

2 slices here too

Why would a toaster have two slots otherwise?

Seriously. He needs help.

35 weeks pg with PGP - no, never unreasonable. Two slices is the norm, he's even worse in that he made 2 slices and ate one

One slice is a child's portion, and two slices is normal.

Two is definitely the norm

2 slices is the MINIMUM. In the third trimester I would say 3 slices.

One slice? One slice?

He's fit for nowt but the patio!

1. One marmite, other either peanut butter or marmalade. Or if you have posh butter, just that. 1 is simply not done.

I only eat one.

But I know I'm weird.

What is pgp?

Honestly, if you can't even get out of bed, do you need medical attention?

Surely its not normal to be bedridden unless you have something else really serious going on.

PGP - Pelvic Girdle Pain presumably, so severely limiting mobility, but not in need of constant medical attention...

Just one when pregnant and stuck in bed? Fuck me, I would have had his head off. I'd fully expect 4 tbh.

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