To think two slices of toast is standard?

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Been in bed most of the day with awful PGP. Struggling to move.

35 weeks pregnant.

Text DH to request some toast and he brought up one measly slice. He is now huffing around because I had the audacity to ask for a second slice.

Surely, when making toast, two slices is the norm unless a different number of slices is specifically requested from the outset?

Good lord, it's suddenly gone like the Four Yorkshiremen. "Oor dinner were two crumbs with a cup o' dishwater. No dripping."

My 3 year old expects 2 slices. Cut into squares. One slice is for 1 year olds.

Stuck in bed with PGP/ SPD, you're allowed to demand what you like.

I throw it...or take it to feed the ducks with the dcs...

They gave you half a slice of toast with your cooked breakfast?

They may as well spat in your breakfast in front of you.

If I'm doing it for myself I only toast one at a time as I like it really hot and the butter melted. The second slice is then toasted whilst I stand by the toaster eating the first slice of buttery goodness.

Why don't you microwave it the next day? hmm? Splattercash!

I hope that cooked breakfast was cheap. Were you at a Little Chef?

I know squoosh, I know. I did wonder whether there was a shortage of bread locally.
What happens to all the other half slices. I assume DH and I shared a slice (how romantic) but what if there is a long time in between people who order brekky? Do people know they are getting left over toast from some other customer?

OhPhantom you've reminded me of the time I worked as a hotel dogsbody and staff breakfast was the toast that came back on the toast rack. Second-hand, cold toast sreved at 10 am when we'd been in work since 7.

yes it was quite cheap (£4ish I think?), no it was not little chef (not been in one for years but they were not cheap then!!)

I just thought it was strange, to list bacon, egg, etc etc including toast and it to be half a slice.

One slice of toast is diet portions. Two slices is normal. If you're going to have more than two it has to four otherwise you're back to the wasting half of the toaster argument.

I'm quite liking it cut into squares at the moment although I do appreciate the beauty of a corner to corner slice.

Butter and strawberry jam are the only acceptable breakfast toppings.

Obviously it's 2 pieces for a standard portion

Best topping is peanut butter

I have got to be the only person in the world who doesn't like toast

I'm highly suspicious of people who eschew toast.

I love toast but can't eat it
it makes me drool
actually drool

2 slices is normal but if he wasn't sure he could ask. Surely he doesn't think 1 is normal?!

Bugger, now I need to go make toast...

LTB!!!!! Absolutely xx It has to be 2