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To expect Brazil to put up a fight?

183 replies

MBT1987 · 08/07/2014 21:27

My God. My absolute God. 3 goals in 2 minutes from Germany.

It was like a moment from a ludicrous game of FIFA against my drunk younger brother.

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rallytog1 · 08/07/2014 21:27

Grin Grin Grin Grin

efeslight · 08/07/2014 21:29

My God!!!

gobbin · 08/07/2014 21:29

5 now lol

efeslight · 08/07/2014 21:29

They're scoring faster than I can post...

eurochick · 08/07/2014 21:30

I've never seen anything like it in a high level match. It's just incredible.

ilovesooty · 08/07/2014 21:30

Serves them right. Their behaviour against Columbia was disgraceful.

CocktailQueen · 08/07/2014 21:31

Yeah, they seem to have given up. How embarrassing. Giant holes in their defence, not even trying. Bizarre!

Nicknacky · 08/07/2014 21:31

I'm embarrassed for them. They are getting leathered.

PacificDogwood · 08/07/2014 21:31

I am mortified for them Shock - and I am German!

CoffeeTea103 · 08/07/2014 21:31

There's no coming back for them now.

PacificDogwood · 08/07/2014 21:32

What happened to that team? Is it all Neymar not being there?? Confused

MBT1987 · 08/07/2014 21:33

Remember Steve Harper's testimonial when his 3 kids came on and scored consecutive penalties? Do you think Brazil are counting on that from one of their dives?

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ilovesooty · 08/07/2014 21:33

They've Neymar and their captain missing, but it shouldn't result in this massacre.

HoneyTits · 08/07/2014 21:34

And it only got worse. 5-0 Grin

How embarrassing! Just glad it wasn't England on the receiving end.

EarthWindFire · 08/07/2014 21:35

OMG!!!! [shocked]

mumatron · 08/07/2014 21:37

It's uncomfortable to watch. I've never seen anything like it.

PacificDogwood · 08/07/2014 21:38

Maybe BetFred has had a hand in this?! Wink

It IS uncomfortable to watch - I don't like it. My boys are v happy otoh. Savages!

Fondorlat · 08/07/2014 21:38

I don't think they were that bad against Columbia tbh @ pp ^^ was columbian player who cracked Neymar's vertebrae, there was no reasonable excuse for what that guy claimed was a tackle tbh. Regardless, yes Silva and Neymar missing are clearly a huge loss. Embarrassing.

WorraLiberty · 08/07/2014 21:40

God I'm cringing for the poor fuckers

aderynlas · 08/07/2014 21:40

Six five , we re going to win six five !!!!

okilydokily · 08/07/2014 21:40

I'm half expecting the Brazil team to walk off the pitch, if this gets any worse. Some of the fans look traumatised!Its painful to watch.

MBT1987 · 08/07/2014 21:41

I think they were pretty dirty against Colombia, but not much more than any other match (read: they're always cheating diving f*ers) - it's just all collapsed for them.

The crazy part is, the German players are STILL hungry! Half the squad was fighting over the free kick! I'm just going to sit back and watch the masterclass.

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Andrewofgg · 08/07/2014 21:42

It's a joy to watch. And I'm not German. I speak German and I am looking forward to downloading the German newspapers tomorrow.

PacificDogwood · 08/07/2014 21:43

ok, yes, I was wondering whether they would just throw in the towel… it might be more dignified.

My mum has phoned me 3x so far tonight… Grin

aquashiv · 08/07/2014 21:44

They went into lock down/shock after Germany scored so quickly and easily.
I have never seen so many goals scored with such speed at any level.

I feel like I am watching a game that will be referred to for years.

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