To expect Brazil to put up a fight?

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My God. My absolute God. 3 goals in 2 minutes from Germany.

It was like a moment from a ludicrous game of FIFA against my drunk younger brother.

3 dives only?

YABothBU

And now Manuel Neuer gets to show what a MASSIVE BEAST he is. Huzzah.

At least they don't have far to go home.

Cor, forget Hanson, neuyer is my man of the match!

Reminds me of this.

rootypig He's definitely the foxiest 59 year old man I can think of! And I don't normally fancy older men. He's still in good shape!

Brazil are giving it a bloody good go, now. I'm hoping they can score a couple of goals, for decency's sake.

All this diving they are doing they'd be good off a 10m board!!!

They are playing better…

Neuer is also a fox, and this Germany kit is terribly sultry.

I wish the Brazilians would stop falling over, it's the most embarrassing thing of all :(

Just putting my flag down

Do you know, Joachim has a certain something too

Just remembered Brazil will have to play for 3rd place, poor bastards

Can see them not turning up for the playoffs

Just remembered Brazil will have to play for 3rd place, poor bastards

Imagine, if they did not win that

6:0

Six! dont want to see any more Brazilian kids sobbing in the stands...

GOOAAALL

I am actually speechless - not in a good way. What happened to Brazil?!

I keep expecting them to pick up the ball and stripping off the pitch

The Dutch and Argentine teams are watching this and going, "Well, fuck..."

I'm not enjoying this.

brilliant! very happy here

The Kray twins had a better defence than Brazil.

Anne Frank's drumkit had more use than Fred.

The cheating scum deserve it.