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To expect Brazil to put up a fight?

183 replies

MBT1987 · 08/07/2014 21:27

My God. My absolute God. 3 goals in 2 minutes from Germany.

It was like a moment from a ludicrous game of FIFA against my drunk younger brother.

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JohnFarleysRuskin · 08/07/2014 22:07

3 dives only?

PacificDogwood · 08/07/2014 22:08

YABothBU
Grin

MBT1987 · 08/07/2014 22:08

And now Manuel Neuer gets to show what a MASSIVE BEAST he is. Huzzah.

At least they don't have far to go home.

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JohnFarleysRuskin · 08/07/2014 22:10

Cor, forget Hanson, neuyer is my man of the match!

MBT1987 · 08/07/2014 22:11

Reminds me of this.

To expect Brazil to put up a fight?
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okilydokily · 08/07/2014 22:13

rootypig He's definitely the foxiest 59 year old man I can think of! And I don't normally fancy older men. He's still in good shape!

Brazil are giving it a bloody good go, now. I'm hoping they can score a couple of goals, for decency's sake.

EarthWindFire · 08/07/2014 22:18

All this diving they are doing they'd be good off a 10m board!!!

PacificDogwood · 08/07/2014 22:18

They are playing better…

rootypig · 08/07/2014 22:20

Neuer is also a fox, and this Germany kit is terribly sultry.

I wish the Brazilians would stop falling over, it's the most embarrassing thing of all :(

60sname · 08/07/2014 22:20

Just putting my flag down Grin

rootypig · 08/07/2014 22:22

Do you know, Joachim has a certain something too

Just remembered Brazil will have to play for 3rd place, poor bastards

EarthWindFire · 08/07/2014 22:24

Can see them not turning up for the playoffs

PacificDogwood · 08/07/2014 22:24

Just remembered Brazil will have to play for 3rd place, poor bastards

Imagine, if they did not win that Shock

PacificDogwood · 08/07/2014 22:25

6:0

MoJangled · 08/07/2014 22:25

Six! dont want to see any more Brazilian kids sobbing in the stands...

EarthWindFire · 08/07/2014 22:25

GOOAAALL Grin

PacificDogwood · 08/07/2014 22:26

I am actually speechless - not in a good way. What happened to Brazil?!

EarthWindFire · 08/07/2014 22:28

I keep expecting them to pick up the ball and stripping off the pitch Blush

MBT1987 · 08/07/2014 22:30

The Dutch and Argentine teams are watching this and going, "Well, fuck..."

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PhaedraIsMyName · 08/07/2014 22:30

I'm not enjoying this.

botanicbaby · 08/07/2014 22:30

brilliant! very happy here Grin

SignYourName · 08/07/2014 22:31

The Kray twins had a better defence than Brazil.

MBT1987 · 08/07/2014 22:33

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MBT1987 · 08/07/2014 22:33

Anne Frank's drumkit had more use than Fred.

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BumpAndGrind · 08/07/2014 22:34

The cheating scum deserve it.