to think they will sell trainers in Wales?

[Owllady]

According to my 'ill' teenage son iabu to suggests he buy a pair when we are holiday rather than him bleeding me dry via the sports direct website
Apparently they sell NOTHING in Wales
Nothing!

It's true. They don't sell anything in Wales, that's why all Welsh people are naked all the time.

Seriously, where did he get that idea? It's the 21st century in Wales too.

Well having grown up right near wales, it does depend where in Wales you are! If you're staying in a village like mine you won't even have a shop, let alone trainers. Infact we wear carved rocks on our feet.

Do welsh people even have feet?

No trainers in Wales. Only daps.

Depends where you are. Where we holiday we struggle to buy food!

No trainers in Wales. Only daps

That, is true.

They will probably be cheaper in Sports Direct though.

Depends where you holiday Op!
Is it near Pontypridd or Cardiff in the South? Sports World sells trainers for bugger all :D

I think he is right. No one does sport in Wales.

A leisure centre in Wales is a sheep tied to a lamp post.

Like early man Welsh people's bodies are still entirely covered in fur thus eliminating the need for shoes.

It's hard to find a mc donalds in wales.

Do they have lampposts though composhat if they do are the oillamps?

"Well having grown up right near wales, it does depend where in Wales you are! If you're staying in a village like mine you won't even have a shop, let alone trainers."

Well, that could apply to villages anywhere, not just Wales.

Lol compo
We am guin ter gwynedd ay it bab

It rains so much that all Welsh people have webbed feet like ducks and all the daps are sort of triangular.

Plus in certain parts of Wales it is still 1954. But without the co-op or the jobs.

"It rains so much that all Welsh people have webbed feet like ducks and all the daps are sort of triangular.

Plus in certain parts of Wales it is still 1954. But without the co-op or the jobs."

I don't care what you say, I still wish I could live there.

When we went last year my children were beside themselves because every night an ice cream van came down the street and they had never seen one before. I take my children on holiday in the 80s

They even have SportsDirect in Wales! Of course, they only sell wellies.

We live in Bolton owl we have an icecream van every night and everyday outside school are there no ice cream vans where you live?

What godforsaken land do the poor Owl babies live in that there are no ice cream vans?

There is an ice cream van occasionally at the park. I think that is their only exposure to them here

Daps are what your boy needs Owllady. Tell him theres no time to be ill in Wales we are too busy trying to get out of 1954. Website must be something in England where spiders live. We are sure to have one by here in a minute. Happy holidays.

Well uabu if you think you'll get them cheaper in Wales than you Will in Sports Direct, uabu if you'd rather spend any of your holiday shopping for shoes with a teenager than buy them on line before you go, yabu to think you'll find what he wants in anything other than a large town, yanbu to think they do sell trainers somewhere in Wales

:o aderynlas

He has too many trainers anyway. Some for mum, some for astro, some for posing, high tops, poncey things that you just slip on. He is the trainer version of Imelda Marcos

Grunt me too but I missed my best chance to move back.