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To ask what your judgy pants look like?

71 replies

PosyFossilsShoes · 01/06/2014 13:10

I've always imagined judgy pants as big granny pants, probably with embroidery around the elastic, but DP insists that truly judgy pants would have to be a thong, to provide the requisite arse-floss-wedgie judgy face.

Please, help us settle this domestic dispute by pegging (a description of) your own judgy pants on the line.

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CorusKate · 01/06/2014 13:11

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RobinSparkles · 01/06/2014 13:12

Mine are white, greying sloggis that almost touch my knees and go right up to my chin.

I don't wear them that often as there aren't many things that I judge.

PacificDogwood · 01/06/2014 13:14

Nono, you are right, he is wrong.
Large, saggy, greying grannie pants like this

growingolddicustingly · 01/06/2014 13:19

Big belly warmers so when I am feeling judgy I can pull them right up and tuck my boobs into the top.

PosyFossilsShoes · 01/06/2014 13:22

I feel vindicated. Grin

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Nomama · 01/06/2014 13:25

CorusKate and I must shop at the same judgey knicker shop!

Nunyabiz · 01/06/2014 13:26

Well being Australian I have always imagined them to be trousers... Not knickers.
Please don't judge me Blush

In any case they are crisp white perfectly pressed linen straight leg- medium wasted.

If they were knickers they would probably have daisies on them. Not granny pants but definitely not sexy. Cotton for sure. Maybe ribbed.

rhubarbcrumbleplease · 01/06/2014 13:32

Judgy pants are 100% cotton, full coverage, plain white & not in the least bit racy.
The wearer carefully removes them at night & puts them straight in the laundry basket. Never discarded on the floor over over a bannister.

WildThong · 01/06/2014 13:34

Mine are fringed with pearls in case I need to clutch and hoick simultaneously Grin

gordyslovesheep · 01/06/2014 13:36

I don't own any

PacificDogwood · 01/06/2014 13:37

Judgy pants go well with this

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 01/06/2014 13:39

Genius Thong! Mn merchandise are missing a trick there.

sunev · 01/06/2014 13:44

Supermarket own, 4 for 5, size too big (or so I tell myself) and covered in twee little pink and green flowers.

WildThong · 01/06/2014 13:46

ohwhat
I googled with some trepidation, but found the perfect pair Grin

To ask what your judgy pants look like?
SquirrelledAway · 01/06/2014 14:24

My judgy pants are white trousers - have just spent 3 hours wearing them and being all judgey Wink

PacificDogwood · 01/06/2014 14:25

WildThong Grin I literally LOLing here GrinGrin

Is that one of yours?

Elfhame · 01/06/2014 14:32

Like Bridget Jones' stomach holding in pants

PosyFossilsShoes · 01/06/2014 14:39

Mine are fringed with pearls in case I need to clutch and hoick simultaneously

Brilliant Grin

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LaurieFairyCake · 01/06/2014 14:42

My judgy pants are old school navy gym knickers - over the belly, tucked under the bra.

Officious, thick Wink, and impenetrable

MoominAndMiniMoom · 01/06/2014 17:05

Mine have Wonder Woman on, just to emphasise that I am that little bit better than those I judge.

amy83firsttimer · 01/06/2014 17:06

^ this!

Only1scoop · 01/06/2014 17:08

Mine are huge flesh coloured 'apple pickers' with pointy sponge fingers attached randomly ready to go....

Only1scoop · 01/06/2014 17:09

That's the fingers to go point....

Not the knickers to go southBlush

ThatBloodyWoman · 01/06/2014 17:10

Mine are full black latex.

Older, dominatrix -but - comfy style.

MammaTJ · 01/06/2014 17:11

Mine are like this-big pristine white and obviously ironed, otherwise I would be in no position to judge others.

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